Cello Jokes

Do you have a mean cello joke or a nice cello joke? Check out this collection of hilarious cello jokes to share with your friends or your orchestra mates! While similar to jokes about other instruments like the guitar or clarinet, cello jokes are distinct with their own style. Have a laugh at these clever instrument jokes!

Comical Cello Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

I was walking down the street today, and noticed a woman screaming at her son. How do you lose a cello, it's as big as you are? Where could you have possibly lost it, tell me or so help me.

I walked up to the woman, and said for the sake of your son, please do not resort to violins.

A cello player was found dead earlier this week. Police suspect he was murdered

They think the crime was orchestrated, but could not rule out a random act of violins

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?


A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments.

I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar.

A luxury boat sank and a passenger was holding on to a floating piano...

All of a sudden, someone floats by sitting atop a floating cello and asks: May I accompany you?

I play my women like I play the cello.

I don't play the cello.

Cello joke, I play my women like I play the cello.

You stole my viola, cello, and double bass.

You made me so angry, I'm violint now.

What's the difference between Yo Yo Ma and Yo Mama?

One is a famous cello player

The other is a heinous fellow layer

So yeah you can do this joke with friends if you have any.

If your phone starts to ring, and you have a friend nearby say this:

Right before you take the call say to your friend, "Guess what instrument Dave plays."

Before they can respond take the call and say, "Cello."

What does Yo-Yo-Ma say when he answers the door?


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What did the violin say to his big brother?


My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it. But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her.

Because I'm all about that bass, no treble.

What's the diff between a virtuoso cello player and an insult?

One is a Yo Yo Ma

The other is .... YO' MAMA!!

What's the stringed instrument's favorite movie quote?

"Cello, Clarice..."

Two male cowboy cello players drunkenly have s**.... They continue to have an affair without their wives knowing.

*Baroque-back Mountain*

Cello joke, Two male cowboy cello players drunkenly have s**.... They continue to have an affair without their w

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