Cello Jokes

20 cello jokes and hilarious cello puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cello that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you have a mean cello joke or a nice cello joke? Check out this collection of hilarious cello jokes to share with your friends or your orchestra mates! While similar to jokes about other instruments like the guitar or clarinet, cello jokes are distinct with their own style. Have a laugh at these clever instrument jokes!

Funniest Cello Short Jokes

Short cello jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cello humour may include short celery jokes also.

  1. String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
  2. A cello player was found dead earlier this week. Police suspect he was murdered They think the crime was orchestrated, but could not rule out a random act of violins
  3. A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments. I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar.
  4. A luxury boat sank and a passenger was holding on to a floating piano... All of a sudden, someone floats by sitting atop a floating cello and asks: May I accompany you?
  5. Why did the thief knife himself after he was caught stealing violas and cellos from an orchestra? He didn't have a safe Haydn place, and he couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison.
  6. You stole my viola, cello, and double bass. You made me so angry, I'm violint now.
  7. What's the difference between Yo Yo Ma and Yo Mama? One is a famous cello player
    The other is a heinous fellow layer
  8. My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it. But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her. Because I'm all about that bass, no treble.
  9. What's the diff between a virtuoso cello player and an insult? One is a Yo Yo Ma
    The other is .... YO' MAMA!!
  10. Two male cowboy cello players drunkenly have s**.... They continue to have an affair without their wives knowing. *Baroque-back Mountain*

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Cello One Liners

Which cello one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cello? I can suggest the ones about cellphone and cellar.

  1. Roses are red, Cellos are brown Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ;)
  2. How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone? Cello?
  3. I play my women like I play the cello. I don't play the cello.
  4. What does Yo-Yo-Ma say when he answers the door? Cello.
  5. What did the violin say to his big brother? Cello.
  6. You had me at cello.
  7. What's the stringed instrument's favorite movie quote? "Cello, Clarice..."
  8. What do you do if you want your cello to sound better? You sell it and buy a violin

Cello joke, What do you do if you want your cello to sound better?

Comical Cello Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about cello you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cell phone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cello pranks.

I was walking down the street today, and noticed a woman screaming at her son. How do you lose a cello, it's as big as you are? Where could you have possibly lost it, tell me or so help me.

I walked up to the woman, and said for the sake of your son, please do not resort to violins.

So yeah you can do this joke with friends if you have any.

If your phone starts to ring, and you have a friend nearby say this:
Right before you take the call say to your friend, "Guess what instrument Dave plays."
Before they can respond take the call and say, "Cello."

Cello joke, What did the violin say to his big brother?