Cell Tower Jokes
5 cell tower jokes and hilarious cell tower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cell tower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cell Tower Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good cell tower joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
My sister and her husband live next to a bunch of cell phone towers, and they're concerned it's going to affect the health of their children.
*If* they can stop having miscarriages.
Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?
Because the service was horrible.
What did the phone say to the cell tower?
Thank you for your service.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Three r**... were working up on a cell phone tower: c**..., Ronnie and Donnie.
As they start their descent, c**... slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, "Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife."
Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?"
"c**...'s wife gave it to me," Donnie replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", Donnie says.
"When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be c**...'s widow."
She said, "You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow."
Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
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