The Best 8 Celine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Celine jokes. There are some celine cheryl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these celine celine dion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Celine Jokes and Puns

Yesterday, I got so depressed..

..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records.
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Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer.

Celine Dion is an organ donor...

So when she dies, her heart will go on.

Neymar was found at a Celine Dion concert, screaming from pain and rolling around.

He was touched by the music.

A nun, a horse, a duck, a Mexican, a blonde, a lesbian, an Irishman, Celine Dion, a rabbi, a talking frog, a three-legged dog, a blind man, and a guy walk into a bar...

...The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a joke?"

Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion

b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.


What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

You know which singer really cut the mustard?

Celine Dijon

I really like the music of Celine Dion

But I'm not quite as impressed by her husband, Accor.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the celine metallica jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working celine afreud piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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