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Yesterday, I got so depressed..

..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records.
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Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer.

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Celine Dion is an o**... donor...

So when she dies, her heart will go on.

Neymar was found at a Celine Dion concert, screaming from pain and rolling around.

He was touched by the music.

Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion

b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

You know which singer really cut the mustard?

Celine Dijon

I really like the music of Celine Dion

But I'm not quite as impressed by her husband, Accor.

My husband won't stop singing Celine Dion songs

I told him to turn it Celine Di-off

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