The Best 10 Celibate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Celibate jokes. There are some celibate priest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these celibate faith puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Celibate Jokes and Puns

I was celibate for 25 years...

then I got divorced...

I've never had sex before

It's nothing to celibate though

The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations.

Nothing beats his meat!

Celibate joke, The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations.

Why are nuns celibate?

It's hard to get out of the habit.

Why did Jesus decide to become celibate?

He was tired of his girlfriend's yelling his dad's name.


Monks don't celebrate.

They celibate.

What's the difference between incels and Catholic priests?

Only the first group is actually celibate.

Celibate joke, What's the difference between incels and Catholic priests?

20 years ago I made a vow...

And all these years later she's ensuring I remain celibate.

Celibate party tonight!

Everyone is invited not to come!

I was a bit confused when I walked into my Sex Addicts Anonymous group and saw a priest... Aren't they supposed to be celibate?

Then I remembered the movie Spotlight.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the celibate vicar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working celibate rabbi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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