Celibacy Jokes

6 celibacy jokes and hilarious celibacy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about celibacy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Hilarious Celibacy Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

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Priest and Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi were having lunch and the priest asked, "Have you ever strayed from not eating pork?" The rabbi said, "Well, once, but there was absolutely nothing else to eat, so I had a ham sandwich."
Then the rabbi asked the priest, "Did you ever stray from your vow of celibacy?" The priest said, "Yes, just once."
And the rabbi said, "Sure beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

When I was 20 I took a vow of celibacy...

My wife however called them "wedding vows"

A Church threw a Celibacy Party.

Nobody came.

Celibacy is very important to teach to your kids.

It'll only prepare them for when they're married.

I can live in celibacy.

I cancel.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy.
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