Celibacy Jokes
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Priest and Rabbi
A priest and a rabbi were having lunch and the priest asked, "Have you ever strayed from not eating pork?" The rabbi said, "Well, once, but there was absolutely nothing else to eat, so I had a ham sandwich."
Then the rabbi asked the priest, "Did you ever stray from your vow of celibacy?" The priest said, "Yes, just once."
And the rabbi said, "Sure beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
When I was 20 I took a vow of celibacy...
My wife however called them "wedding vows"
A Church threw a Celibacy Party.
Nobody came.
Celibacy is very important to teach to your kids.
It'll only prepare them for when they're married.
I can live in celibacy.
I cancel.
What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?
Celibacy.
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