The Best 4 Celibacy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Celibacy jokes. There are some celibacy minister jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these celibacy confessions puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Celibacy Jokes and Puns

Priest and Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi were having lunch and the priest asked, "Have you ever strayed from not eating pork?" The rabbi said, "Well, once, but there was absolutely nothing else to eat, so I had a ham sandwich."

Then the rabbi asked the priest, "Did you ever stray from your vow of celibacy?" The priest said, "Yes, just once."

And the rabbi said, "Sure beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

When I was 20 I took a vow of celibacy...

My wife however called them "wedding vows"

A Church threw a Celibacy Party.

Nobody came.

Celibacy is very important to teach to your kids.

It'll only prepare them for when they're married.

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We suggest to use only working celibacy penance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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