The Best 19 Celiac Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Celiac jokes. There are some celiac schnitzel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these celiac ein puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Celiac Jokes and Puns

How do you greet a celiac German?

Gluten Tag

How do Germans with celiac disease greet each other?

Gluten Morgen!

A man with Celiac disease willingly ate an entire loaf of bread.

He was a gluten for punishment.

Celiac joke, A man with Celiac disease willingly ate an entire loaf of bread.

What do you call a celiac who ignores their dietary advice?

A gluten for punishment

What number do French celiacs hate?

Huit.

My five year old (who is celiac) came up with this. Had to post it.


For a celiac..

Nothing is a piece of cake.

What did the German celiac patient say when he walked into the doctors office?

Gluten tag!

Celiac joke, What did the German celiac patient say when he walked into the doctors office?

Someone with Celiac disease but still eats wheat...

Is a gluten for punishment.

Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?...

He was a gluten for punishment

How do you greet your German celiac friend?

Gluten tag

what do you call a goofy yak that's allergic to gluten?

celiac silly yak

You can explore celiac slotermeyer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean celiac das dad jokes. There are also celiac puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

What's the worst thing a German can say to someone with celiac disease?

Gluten tag.

TIL people with Celiac Disease have a major evolutionary advantage...

They can, quite literally, separate the wheat from the chaff.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

What does a German parent say to their child with Celiac disease when they tuck them in?

Gluten Naught

Celiac joke, What does a German parent say to their child with Celiac disease when they tuck them in?

Where do salad loving cowboys with celiac disease work?

The Gluten-Free Ranch

How do Germans with Celiac Disease salute each other?

Gluten Tag!

Girl, I hope I'm not celiac...

because i'm digging your glutes.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the celiac yak jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working celiac flipperwaldt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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