Celiac Jokes

Funniest Celiac Short Jokes

Short celiac jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The celiac humour may include short diabetes jokes also.

1. What do a person with celiac disease and a person teaching French have in common? To them, bread is pain
   
2. A man with Celiac disease willingly ate an entire loaf of bread. He was a gluten for punishment.
3. What number do French celiacs hate? Huit.
   My five year old (who is celiac) came up with this. Had to post it.
4. I'm an anaesthetist that moonlights as a meal designer for French Celiacs I love to leave people pain free
5. What did the German celiac patient say when he walked into the doctors office? Gluten tag!
6. What does a German parent say to their child with Celiac disease when they tuck them in? Gluten Naught
7. Why hasn't science cured celiac's disease yet? Their research is just getting started. Wheat a while.

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Celiac One Liners

Which celiac one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with celiac? I can suggest the ones about gluten and greet.

1. How do you greet a celiac German? Gluten Tag
2. What do you call a celiac who ignores their dietary advice? A gluten for punishment
3. For a celiac.. Nothing is a piece of cake.
4. Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day? Because he's allergic to glutes
5. What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan
6. Where do salad loving cowboys with celiac disease work? The Gluten-Free Ranch
7. What two movie stars have the most appeal to Asian celiacs? Groot and Flea
8. Very few people actually have celiacs. They're usually pretty stern.
9. Someone with Celiac disease but still eats wheat... Is a gluten for punishment.
10. what do you call a goofy yak that's allergic to gluten? celiac silly yak
11. What's the worst thing a German can say to someone with celiac disease? Gluten tag.
12. Girl, I hope I'm not celiac... because i'm digging your glutes.

Cheerful Fun Celiac Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about celiac you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make celiac pranks.