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Celiac Disease Jokes

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Comedy Celiac Disease Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What is a good celiac disease joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do a person with celiac disease and a person teaching French have in common?

To them, bread is pain

A man with Celiac disease willingly ate an entire loaf of bread.

He was a gluten for punishment.

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Someone with Celiac disease but still eats wheat...

Is a gluten for punishment.

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What's the worst thing a German can say to someone with celiac disease?

Gluten tag.

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TIL people with Celiac Disease have a major evolutionary advantage...

They can, quite literally, separate the wheat from the chaff.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

What does a German parent say to their child with Celiac disease when they tuck them in?

Gluten Naught

Why hasn't science cured celiac's disease yet?

Their research is just getting started. Wheat a while.

Where do salad loving cowboys with celiac disease work?

The Gluten-Free Ranch

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