The Best 12 Celiac Disease Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Celiac Disease jokes. There are some celiac disease jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these celiac disease puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Celiac Disease Jokes and Puns

How do Germans with celiac disease greet each other?

Gluten Morgen!

A man with Celiac disease willingly ate an entire loaf of bread.

He was a gluten for punishment.

Someone with Celiac disease but still eats wheat...

Is a gluten for punishment.

Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?...

He was a gluten for punishment

What's the worst thing a German can say to someone with celiac disease?

Gluten tag.


What does the man with celiac's disease say when he talks about his continued love of bread products?

I'm a gluten for punishment.

TIL people with Celiac Disease have a major evolutionary advantage...

They can, quite literally, separate the wheat from the chaff.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

What does a German parent say to their child with Celiac disease when they tuck them in?

Gluten Naught

Why hasn't science cured celiac's disease yet?

Their research is just getting started. Wheat a while.

Where do salad loving cowboys with celiac disease work?

The Gluten-Free Ranch

You can explore celiac disease reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean celiac disease dad jokes. There are also celiac disease puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How do Germans with Celiac Disease salute each other?

Gluten Tag!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the celiac disease jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working celiac disease piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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