Celestial Jokes
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The Funniest Celestial Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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Got in trouble with wife last night....
I told her that if she was a celestial body, she would be a supernova.
She said "Because I am so hot?"
I shouldn't have replied "no, because you are expanding at an alarming rate."
I've scoured the celestial bodies for humor.
The real joke's always in the comets.
"Gravity: noun. 1. The invisible force that pulls objects to celestial bodies."
"That's very nice, Elphaba. But I said try _defying_ gravity."
What do you get when you cross a joke with a celestial Greek dairy product?
Apollo cheese for the punchline.
What do u call a dead body in space?
A celestial body.
The Olympic committee wanted to name a celestial body after Oscar Pistorius.
But they were denied since he is already a shooting star.
Why do celestial bodies row so sluggishly?
Because of the meaty oars
What are the names of your favourite celestial bodies?
Titan Uranus
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