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Celestial Jokes

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The Funniest Celestial Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good celestial joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Got in trouble with wife last night....

I told her that if she was a celestial body, she would be a supernova.
She said "Because I am so hot?"
I shouldn't have replied "no, because you are expanding at an alarming rate."

I've scoured the celestial bodies for humor.

The real joke's always in the comets.

"Gravity: noun. 1. The invisible force that pulls objects to celestial bodies."

"That's very nice, Elphaba. But I said try _defying_ gravity."

What do you get when you cross a joke with a celestial Greek dairy product?

Apollo cheese for the punchline.

What do u call a dead body in space?

A celestial body.

The Olympic committee wanted to name a celestial body after Oscar Pistorius.

But they were denied since he is already a shooting star.

Why do celestial bodies row so sluggishly?

Because of the meaty oars

What are the names of your favourite celestial bodies?

Titan Uranus

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