Following is our collection of funny Celestial Body jokes. There are some celestial body jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these celestial body puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I told her that if she was a celestial body, she would be a supernova.
She said "Because I am so hot?"
I shouldn't have replied "no, because you are expanding at an alarming rate."
The real joke's always in the comets.
That's why Pluto isn't a planet but your mum is.
A celestial body.
But they were denied since he is already a shooting star.
Because of the meaty oars
Titan Uranus
An exoplanet.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the celestial body jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working celestial body piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.