The Best 8 Celestial Bodies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Celestial Bodies jokes. There are some celestial bodies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these celestial bodies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Celestial Bodies Jokes and Puns

Got in trouble with wife last night....

I told her that if she was a celestial body, she would be a supernova.
She said "Because I am so hot?"
I shouldn't have replied "no, because you are expanding at an alarming rate."

I've scoured the celestial bodies for humor.

The real joke's always in the comets.

A planet is a celestial body that is in orbit around a star, has sufficient gravity to make itself round and has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

That's why Pluto isn't a planet but your mum is.

What do u call a dead body in space?

A celestial body.

The Olympic committee wanted to name a celestial body after Oscar Pistorius.

But they were denied since he is already a shooting star.

Why do celestial bodies row so sluggishly?

Because of the meaty oars

What are the names of your favourite celestial bodies?

Titan Uranus

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the celestial bodies jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working celestial bodies piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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