The Best 15 Celebrity Name Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Celebrity Name jokes. There are some celebrity name alikes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these celebrity name gisele puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Celebrity Name Jokes and Puns

Two cavemen are waiting at the doctor's office

The first says, "Me name Phil. Me get bee sting. Why you here?"

The second one, covered in blood, smiles and says, "Me name Mike. Me get hit by boulder during rock slide."

The first says, "That must hurt! Why you look so happy?"

The second says, "Me celebrating. It's Mike Ache Day!"

It's pretty disgusting how celebrity parents name their children after cooked rodent.

Poor Chris Pratt

My brother just finished his doctorals

So he went to Starbucks to celebrate.

The cashier said. "What would you like sir?"

"I would like an espresso please" my brother replied.

"Okay sir, I just need your name." The cashier said.

"It's Stephen" My brother replied.

"With a 'ph'?" The cashier asked.

My brother then replied. "No, it's Stephen, with a PhD"

TIL Helen Keller has a waterfall named after her, to celebrate her story of learning about water.

It's named Helen Keller Falls

Now that Macron has won in France and Merkel heads Germany...

they shall be known by their celebrity couple name: Mackerel.

I realized that Oprah is one of the few celebrities to live up to her name.

Because her audience members Winfrey stuff.

***I reposted because of typo in title.

What is the celebrity couple name for Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping?


Did you hear about that Reese lady?

Guy 1: Hey, did you here about that celebrity that stabbed some poor guy to death? What was her name, Reese... Reese Wither... Wither...

Guy 2: Witherspoon?

Guy 1: No, with her knife.

Classic that I haven't seen for awhile

A grasshopper hops into a bar.

The bartender turns to him and says,

"Hey, you're quite a celebrity, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks at him surprised, and says,

"You have a drink called Steve?"

There once was a Little Girl named Sue...

She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?

I realized that Oprah is one of the few celebrities to love up to her name.

Because her audience members Winfrey stuff.

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Next Sunday is the "Feast of the Circumcision"...

...the service that celebrates the circumcision and naming of Jesus Christ. As the organist, perhaps I should play "O Sacred Head, Now Wounded."

Did you know Superman has a brother who doesn't celebrate Christmas?

His name is No-El.

Merry Christmas!

I think i banged a chinese celebrity

My friends told me her name was Sum Yung Ho

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity.

She kept screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" like I was supposed to know the name.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the celebrity name guest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working celebrity name tussauds piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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