Celebrity Name Jokes
29 celebrity name jokes and hilarious celebrity name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about celebrity name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Celebrity Name Short Jokes
Short celebrity name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The celebrity name humour may include short celebrity jokes also.
- It's pretty disgusting how celebrity parents name their children after cooked rodent. Poor Chris Pratt
- TIL Helen Keller has a waterfall named after her, to celebrate her story of learning about water. It's named Helen Keller Falls
- I realized that Oprah is one of the few celebrities to love up to her name. Because her audience members Winfrey stuff.
- Next Sunday is the "Feast of the Circumcision"... ...the service that celebrates the circumcision and naming of Jesus Christ. As the organist, perhaps I should play "O Sacred Head, Now Wounded."
- Did you know Superman has a brother who doesn't celebrate Christmas? His name is No-El.
Merry Christmas! - Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
- Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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Celebrity Name One Liners
Which celebrity name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with celebrity name? I can suggest the ones about celeb and celebrity death.
- What is the celebrity couple name for Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping? kimchi
- Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
- Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
- Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
- So another celebrity scandal, his name is Travolta something... Yep, I think he is a John
- What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver? Celebrity names dropping.
- I think i banged a chinese celebrity My friends told me her name was Sum Yung h**...
Cheerful Fun Celebrity Name Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about celebrity name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean famous people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make celebrity name pranks.
Two cavemen are waiting at the doctor's office
The first says, "Me name Phil. Me get bee sting. Why you here?"
The second one, covered in blood, smiles and says, "Me name Mike. Me get hit by boulder during rock slide."
The first says, "That must hurt! Why you look so happy?"
The second says, "Me celebrating. It's Mike Ache Day!"
My brother just finished his doctorals
So he went to Starbucks to celebrate.
The cashier said. "What would you like sir?"
"I would like an espresso please" my brother replied.
"Okay sir, I just need your name." The cashier said.
"It's Stephen" My brother replied.
"With a 'ph'?" The cashier asked.
My brother then replied. "No, it's Stephen, with a PhD"
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Now that Macron has won in France and Merkel heads Germany...
they shall be known by their celebrity couple name: Mackerel.
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There once was a Little Girl named Sue...
She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits s**.... Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?
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Axel Voss walks into a bar.
Axel Voss walks into a bar.
"Bartender I am celebrating a victory in the European Parliament. Get me some very expensive drink."
"Sir, this is The Inventor's Bar - our drinks are named after inventions: the harder they are to invent, the more expensive the drink is. I would recommend Perpetuum Mobile Brandy, Squared Circle v**... or Halting Problem r**... for you."
"Do you have something even more luxurious?"
"Yes sir, try our most expensive beverage: try the Content Filter Which Tells Parody From Plagiarism Cognac!"
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I think I banged a Chinese celebrity. She kept screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" like I was supposed to know the name.
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Baby Name
My brother's wife had been pregnant for several months and they decided to have a big gender reveal party with about 50 people.
After we finished eating, they announced to friends and family that they are going to have a little baby girl. Everyone starts cheering and applauds.
Once the cheers die down a little I called out, Do you have a name for the baby yet?
My brother said, Yeah. Lisa Noelle.
Again everyone approves and celebrates the name.
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Then after a moment I shout, How the h**... are you supposed to spell Lisa with no L?
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A guy is in a shipwreck…
The only survivors are him and (insert you favorite celebrity/supermodel here). The two are there for years and in spite of her celebrity and his relative ordinariness the two fall in love and live very happily together for many years. One day she tells him, "Ive been so happy with you these past years. I never would have thought I could be so happy alone with just one person in a situation like this. Is there anything that you truly miss that I might be able to do for you?" He said that his best friend back in the world was named Ed and he asked her if she would let him pretend that she was Ed for just a few minutes. She was very happy to be able to do something so simple for him and of course said yes. He said, "Great! Lets go for a walk on the beach." After a few minutes walking on the beach he turns to her and says,"Hey Ed, you'll never believe who I've been f**...'!"