Celebrity Halloween Jokes

27 celebrity halloween jokes and hilarious celebrity halloween puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about celebrity halloween that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Celebrity Halloween Short Jokes

Short celebrity halloween jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The celebrity halloween humour may include short halloween costume jokes also.

  1. Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.
  2. I just found out that Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't like random strangers showing up at their door.
  3. TodayI discovered that Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween... I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors
  4. I celebrate Halloween in August When you show up at someone's door at night in August with a mask on, you get better stuff.
  5. What do Alabama folks and children celebrating Halloween have in common? They both wanna pump kin
  6. Why do programmers celebrate Halloween and Christmas on the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
  7. Of all the holidays that jehova witnesses should celebrate... ... You'd think halloween would be it. Knocking on strangers doors, how could they pass that up?!
  8. Why do mathematicians/programmers celebrate Halloween and Christmas on the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
  9. I don't celebrate Halloween but if I did I'd be carving your face Cause I always make my pumpkin smile

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Celebrity Halloween One Liners

Which celebrity halloween one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with celebrity halloween? I can suggest the ones about zombie halloween and childrens halloween.

  1. Why do hackers celebrate Christmas on Halloween? Because Oct31 = Dec25
  2. How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin
  3. Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi
  4. How do people from Arkansas celebrate Halloween? They pumpkin!
  5. How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin
  6. Why don't black guys celebrate Halloween? Because Father's Day scares them enough.
  7. Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
  8. How do r**... celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!

Celebrity Halloween Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about celebrity halloween you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mask halloween jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make celebrity halloween pranks.

So to celebrate the Halloween season...

... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar during the town's annual Halloween celebration. "I'd sure like to try out that giant corn maze they set up, but I'm afraid I'd get lost and kill half the day in there," the guy tells the bartender. "There is actually a guide you can hire that will take you through the entire labyrinth in just 60 seconds," the bartender reassures him. "It's a minute tour."

It's 2015. Bill Clinton is whipping up celebrity endorsements for Hillary with a Halloween party. He invites his friend, Arnold Schwarzenegger and suggests they go as dead presidents for the media. Too cliche says Arnie. What about dead musicians. Great idea. I'll be Coltrane. What about you?

I'll be Bach.