Celebrity Death Jokes
21 celebrity death jokes and hilarious celebrity death puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about celebrity death that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Celebrity Death Short Jokes
Short celebrity death jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The celebrity death humour may include short dead celebrity jokes also.
- A friend told me that there is a place the celebrities go after they fake their deaths. Michael Jackson is there. Elvis. Tupac. I thanked him for telling me about this
He replied "No Biggie." - Irony: I baked a Death By Chocolate Cake... and gave it to my dog to celebrate his birthday.
- The difference between Germany and Russia. One actually celebrates their alcholicism while the other drink themselves to death.
- Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now. - Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore. - If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney.
Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction... - Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later. - I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?"
I said "Because he didn't die in real life" - In "I Am Legend", Will Smith survived alone for years.
24 hours after a woman shows up, he dies.
AND that girl stole his bacon. - So, Anton Yelchin just passed away. I guess that's another celebrity death to Chekhov the list.
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Celebrity Death One Liners
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- Just when you think the celebrity deaths are done for 2016, Wham! there's one more.
- Buzzfeed in 10 years... "Celebrity Deaths of 2016"
\#4,562 will shock you! - Celebrities keep dying over minor causes. Petty deaths.
- Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies?
A: Kill BILL 1 and 2. - Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder. But he would never see death coming.
- Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out! - James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
- 2016 had many celebrity deaths.. ..but 2017 will Hurt the most. :(
Celebrity Death Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about celebrity death you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean celeb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make celebrity death pranks.
The worst thing about celebrity deaths is the inevitable torrent of jokes referencing them from people trying to be witty when really it should be a time of mourning and respect. I won't take any part in it.
So wake me up when it's all over
Three boys walk through the woods and suddenly hear cries for help.
They follow the sound to the lake and see George W. Bush drowning.
The boys jump into the water and drag him to shore.
Bush asks the boys how he can repay them.
The first boy says, "I want a boat."
The second boy says, "I want a truck."
The third boy says, "I want a nice tombstone."
Bush asks, "Why is that?"
The boy says, "Because when my dad finds out I helped save you, he's going to kill me."
Did you hear about that Reese lady?
Guy 1: Hey, did you here about that celebrity that stabbed some poor guy to death? What was her name, Reese... Reese Wither... Wither...
Guy 2: Witherspoon?
Guy 1: No, with her knife.
Classic that I haven't seen for awhile