The Best 47 Celebrities Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Celebrities jokes. There are some celebrities masturbators jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these celebrities humanitarians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Celebrities Jokes and Puns
Dough Boy
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
The funeral was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
Apple iCloud was hacked releasing nude pictures of celebrities all over the internet
Thank god Adele uses android
I was thinking of hosting a gathering of celebrities where we make harsh jokes about honoree JLO's backside.
Think of it as a rump roast.
Best Fashion Link 4 U.S: Winter Coats for Woman
It is a complete Hub of Fashion. Fashion at your doorstep. Latest Fashion of Hair Styles, Shoes, Dresses, Bridal Jewelry, Bridal Dresses, Bridal Photo-shot, Celebrities Pictures, Hollywood Celebrities,Bollywood Celebrities,Lolly wood Celebrities, Fashion Shows, Celebrities Photo-shot and much more. .
You know what's most rewarding about working at a children's hospital?
Meeting celebrities
Why do celebrities want to be Arctic sea-ice?
Because it's getting younger, thinner and more media attention year after year.
There once was a Little Girl named Sue...
She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?
I want to start a charity where terminally ill people can request to sleep with hollywood celebrities...
I'll call it "Make A Wishbone"
I traveled all the way to Hollywood and didn't even meet any celebrities.
Boy, was I star-craving mad!
The reason only mostly out of work Hollywood celebrities can speak publicly for Trump
is because if any working celebrities did they would quickly become a mostly out of work Hollywood celebrity.
So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod.
Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.
You can explore celebrities celebrity reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean celebrities films dad jokes. There are also celebrities puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
What do bees and celebrities have in common?
They're both dying at an alarming rate.
Did you hear about the guy who wanted to murder celebrities?
He was really "shooting for the stars"!
Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM
(George Michael)
Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then
WHAM!
I would make a montage of all the celebrities who've died this year,
but it'd probably take a few days to watch and by that time I'd have more content to add
Hang in there Dave
At the rate that all the celebrities are dying let's hope Dave doesn't die before the years up, it'd be devastating
Why are celebrities cool?
Because they have lots of fans.
Why do celebrities hate living in Nebraska and Iowa?
All the corn stalks there.
Celebrities keep dying over minor causes.
Petty deaths.
A group of celebrities are at a party hosted by Michael J Fox
The night is a huge success and everyone is enjoying themselves. Michael's working the bar when he's approached by Daniel Craig
Daniel Craig: Martini. shaken not stirred
Michael J Fox: *Looks up* There's a difference?
A large pickle walks into a bar
A large pickle walks into a bar, sits down, looks at the bartender, and asks for his usual to be put on a tab. Having never seen the large pickle before, the bartender says "Who even are you? Tab priveleges are reserved only for celebrities, well-known people, or dicks that try to get out of paying." The large pickle responds, "In that case, I'm kind of a huge dill."
Celebrities who release perfumes...
Have they no scents of shame?
Well with all the celebrities in the news these days at least Louis C K...
Was up and coming.
With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.
Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?
About the issue of celebrities getting their nudes leaked...
On one hand, I fell really bad for them as that's their reputation on the line and possibly their career.
On the other hand however, well, that hand was busy.
In 2016, celebrities died and their legacies touched people.
In 2017, celebrities touched people and their legacies died.
With all these celebrities being accused of sexual misconduct there's one man who hasn't been called out and it's I don't buy it....
Michael Strayhands.
I went to see a stage performer that does live sacrifices of celebrities during his act
I gave him 5 stars.
I'm thinking of opening a new type of hotel.
You will rent the bottom half of a bunk bed, and on the top will be a couple of your favorite celebrities.
Ill call it "sleeping under the stars"
I realized that Oprah is one of the few celebrities to love up to her name.
Because her audience members Winfrey stuff.
I realized that Oprah is one of the few celebrities to live up to her name.
Because her audience members Winfrey stuff.
***I reposted because of typo in title.
The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawkings.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there is a stairway to heaven.
Some celebrities have their own theme songs
Ellen has I'm coming out, and Bill Cosby has I wanna be sedated
Why are podiatrists likely to become celebrities?
They get a lot of footage
Why are all celebrities with skin head so successful?
Because fortune favors the bald
I hate double standards
When celebrities wear near see-through dresses, they are "chic" and " fashionable", but when I do it I'm "wasting cling wrap" and "ruining Christmas"
No matter what you think of the celebrities commenting on how we handle the current crisis, you should ALWAYS listen to music producers.
They give sound advice.
Do you think celebrities get special places in hell?
Or are we just going to be burning there then I'm like,"damn is that you Chris Brown? I'm your biggest fan ,I used to beat my girl too "
Celebrities are now being hired to endorse laxatives.
Someone call William Shatner.
My wife and I played that game where you write down 5 people we're allowed to sleep with
Ourside of our marriage
She gave me her list and I scoffed at the predictability
Celebrities, athletes, she didn't stand a chance!
However as she read mine a look of complete horror swept over her face
And I was grabbing my coat when she screamed "where the hell are you going?!"
"I'm going round to see your sister," I said "good luck getting through to George Clooney's agent"
It's nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic
One Direction by Kanye West
Guitars by Mel Gibson
Mining by Brad Pitt
Pear Cider by Katy Perry
Ship Building by Tom Cruise
How to Move Things by Jim Carrey
Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman
American Motors by Harrison Ford
Wild Animals by Will Ferrell
What's the difference between a skillet and a person who asks celebrities invasive questions?
One's a frying pan, the other is a prying fan
I feel like some celebrities are missing out on easy opportunities.
I mean, why has Elon Musk not come out with a fragrance?
The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board
I wanted to see if I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet.
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawkings.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and how come he had not gone to the after life yet?"
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there IS a stairway to heaven.
How many celebrities does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. They hold it and the world revolves around them
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the celebrities entertainer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working celebrities winfrey piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.