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  1. Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.
  2. I completed another lap around the Sun, but I only get half a minute to celebrate today. It's my thirty-second birthday.
  3. In 2016, celebrities died and their legacies touched people. In 2017, celebrities touched people and their legacies died.
  4. As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season... I would LOVE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.
  5. I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th... Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons.
  6. I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about.
  7. I just found out that Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't like random strangers showing up at their door.
  8. Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey.
  9. TodayI discovered that Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween... I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors
  10. I'm going to leave this world just like I entered it.. With me crying and the people around me celebrating.

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Celebrated One Liners

Which celebrated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with celebrated? I can suggest the ones about celebration of life and celebrate birthdays.

  1. Today I celebrated my 365th day sober!! And it only took me 14 years
  2. I don't understand why people are celebrating pi day. It's irrational.
  3. Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.
  4. Today I celebrated my 62nd birthday. It was only a minute long.
  5. How did Elon Musk celebrate 420? With SpaceX going up in smoke.
  6. How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day? Solo
  7. How does North Korea celebrate Christmas? With missile tows
  8. Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? Reese, with her spoon
  9. Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!
  10. Pride Month should be celebrated in September. As we know, Pride cometh before the Fall.
  11. I celebrate 4/20 On 1/5
    Simplify your fractions!
  12. Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM (George Michael)
  13. How do sunflowers celebrate the summer solstice? They turn up the "sun"tastic vibes!
  14. How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = ["Hip", "Hip"];
  15. How do you organize a fantastic winter solstice celebration? Just chill and let it snow!

Holiday Celebrated Jokes

Here is a list of funny holiday celebrated jokes and even better holiday celebrated puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What Canadian holiday is celebrated on May 1st? Maple Fool's Day
  • Of all the holidays that jehova witnesses should celebrate... ... You'd think halloween would be it. Knocking on strangers doors, how could they pass that up?!
  • There's a new holiday in Russia called "National Sobriety Day" People are at a loss as to how to celebrate it.
  • For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices. I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant.
  • There's a holiday for me every week. But my parents still don't celebrate Sunday.
  • What holiday do firefighters refuse to celebrate? May Day.
  • What holiday do Christian cacti celebrate? SuccuLent
  • Hanukkah is a truly Jewish holiday. What other group of people would celebrate saving on oil?
  • What holiday can white people celebrate, but not black people? Father's Day
  • Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
    A: He was very thinkful.
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Uplifting Celebrated Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about celebrated you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean celebrating christmas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make celebrated prank.

My wife is turning 32 soon...


I've told her not to get her hopes up for her birthday. After all, I said, The celebrations are only going to last half a minute.
What are you talking about? she asked.
I said, It's your thirty-second birthday.

A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips - the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Her husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl..

After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
"It's simple" billionaire boasts...
"I faked my age"
"Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you are?" A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips billionaire responds
"85 years old"

A Michael Sam joke

After being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic because it's the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams. - Conan O'brien

DIVORCED & DRUNK

A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.
His wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

The worst thing about celebrity deaths is the inevitable torrent of jokes referencing them from people trying to be witty when really it should be a time of mourning and respect. I won't take any part in it.

So wake me up when it's all over

An assistant to Donald Trump

>**An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night.**
**There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump.** 
**Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.**
**Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere.** 
**It was absolutely the BIGGEST CELEBRATION WASHINGTON HAD EVER SEEN!!!**
**Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great!** 
**By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"** 
**His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."**

Husband takes his wife to a disco.

Husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no."

Husband says: "Yep, it looks like he's still celebrating!!"

Husband and wife are in a bar when the wife sees her ex boyfriend

She says to her husband, 'see that drunk, I turned down his proposal 10 years ago.
Husband looks at his wife, looks at the guy and sighs, 'that explains why he is still celebrating'

A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl..

After hnoeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
‟It is simple billionaire boasts....
‟I faked my age
‟Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you're? A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips billionaire responds
‟85 years old

So to celebrate the Halloween season...

... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.

In celebration of my very first Cake Day, I'm reposting one of my own jokes:

A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.
The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.
A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?"
"It's hard to say."

Celebrated joke, In celebration of my very first Cake Day, I'm reposting one of my own jokes:

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