Celebrate Thanksgiving Jokes

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Short celebrate thanksgiving jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The celebrate thanksgiving humour may include short turkey thanksgiving jokes also.

  1. Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey.
  2. Why don't the Bulgarians, Greeks, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey.
  3. My family always celebrates Thanksgiving with a fast. The faster we eat, the more food we get.
  4. Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
    A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
  5. We're celebrating Thanksgiving the old fashioned way at my place this year By inviting our neighbors over to eat and then killing them and taking their land
  6. Guy at work: They don't celebrate Thanksgiving in India, do they? Me: They would if Columbus had stopped to ask for directions...
  7. All Canadians are hipsters because they all celebrated Thanksgiving a month before it was cool.
  8. This year I decided I am going back to the real roots of Thanksgiving and celebrating it in the traditional fashion. I will be handing out smallpox blankets to Native Americans.
  9. In Turkey we are not allowed to celebrate Thanksgiving... Because the law considers it cannibalism
  10. Looking forward to celebrate Thanksgiving with my loved ones Wish I could write this in another sub

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Celebrate Thanksgiving One Liners

Which celebrate thanksgiving one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with celebrate thanksgiving? I can suggest the ones about happy thanksgiving and thanksgiving.

  1. Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they hate Turkey
  2. Who celebrates thanksgiving in Canada? All the turkeys that made it across the border.
  3. Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
    A: He was very thinkful.
  4. How do you celebrate Thanksgiving? By waiting for Black Friday.
  5. Hey Dad, do the Indian people celebrate Thanksgiving? They did. Once.
  6. Celebrate Thanksgiving the American way: spend money you don't have on Chinese products.
  7. J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
    A: TWERKY!
  8. Why don't b**... celebrate thanksgiving? It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Humorous Celebrate Thanksgiving Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about celebrate thanksgiving you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thanksgiving holiday jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make celebrate thanksgiving pranks.

A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of s**...

So I said, "you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."

It has always bothered me that Black Friday is the day after we celebrate Thanksgiving.

It's 2018, do we really need segregated holidays?

I can't celebrate Thanksgiving this year

We refuse to set the Thanksgiving table until my dad gets back.

Why do Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving earlier than the USA?

To be thankful they're are not part of the USA.