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  1. I understand wanting to celebrate 11 additional days of Christmas for a total of 12... But all I can ever think about is some poor woman out there got 23 unwanted birds.
  2. Why do programmers celebrate Halloween and Christmas on the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
  3. The twelve days of Jokemas, day twelve What is Santa's favorite part of celebrating Christmas every year?
    It's in the present
    Merry Christmas everyone!
  4. Why do mathematicians/programmers celebrate Halloween and Christmas on the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
  5. "SANTA BEGONE!" That's the last time I hire a dyslexic priest! Now my family can't celebrate Christmas and my daughter's possessed.
  6. What do you call someone who celebrates Christmas sometimes and Hanukkah sometimes? Jew-ish
  7. How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
    Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
  8. Someone asked me, "How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?" I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you?"
  9. Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January? Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
  10. If the majority of people in the US celebrate Christmas Then the amount of people that celebrate Hanukkah are in the menorahty

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  1. How does North Korea celebrate Christmas? With missile tows
  2. Why do hackers celebrate Christmas on Halloween? Because Oct31 = Dec25
  3. Jewish If a Jew celebrates christmas they're only Jewish.
  4. What does Christmas and a divorce have in common? Some celebrate it, some don't.
  5. How do jews celebrate Christmas? By installing a parking meter on the roof.
  6. How do Jews celebrate Christmas? They put parking meters on their roof.
  7. Why don't dinosaurs celebrate Christmas? They didn't like it the last time comet came.
  8. What do you call atheists who celebrate Christmas? Eggnogstics.
  9. Why don't monks celebrate christmas? Because they always have presence.
  10. Why don't Jews celebrate Christmas? They don't want to be on anymore lists.
  11. Why don't lawyers celebrate Christmas? Because of the Santa clause.
  12. How do snakes celebrate Christmas? They hiss under the mistletoe.
  13. Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
  14. Why don't Jewish people celebrate Christmas? The fire place is already full
  15. Do you think Black Panther celebrates Christmas? Or does he celebrate Wakwanza?

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Cultural Diversity--True Story

When I was six I learned about Hanukkah in school. My teacher told me, "Christians celebrate Christmas, and Jews celebrate Hanukkah."
That night I was waiting in line at Hometown Buffet with my family and asked Mom why the restaurant would be closed for Christmas.
"It's so that the people who work here can spend Christmas with their families." She said.
In a loud, excited voice I piped up, "BUT COULDN'T THEY GET SOME JEWS TO WORK HERE?"
We never went back.

Why did h**... celebrate Christmas

because weihnacht

What did h**... get the Jews for Christmas?

Nothing. Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

It was nice celebrating Oktoberfest in September in Munich

See you all in November for Christmas!

My grandma is going celebrate her last Christmas as a kid.

...According to Nat King Cole at least, she turns 93 in January.

My friend asked me if I celebrate Christmas

I told him No because I'm EggNogstic

Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama...

Couldn't find three wise men and a v**....

Christmas Day accident

Grandpa woke up unusually early yesterday to celebrate Christmas with the family. He was half asleep still when went to the restroom to brush his teeth. In the early morning brain fog, he accidentally got his Polident mixed up with his Preparation H.
His gums aren't itching, but now, he can't get his underwear off!

Jesus celebrated each birthday on Christmas...

... imagine the amount of presents he must have gotten!

In London this Christmas one in 5 children will not get a gift from Santa

One in every 5 children will not have a Christmas dinner with their parents
One in every 5 children will not have a Christmas tree in their house
This is not a message from the Salvation Army or unicef for you to donate
One in every 5 kids in London is a Muslim and they don't celebrate Christmas

I hate double standards

When celebrities wear near see-through dresses, they are "chic" and " fashionable", but when I do it I'm "wasting cling wrap" and "ruining Christmas"

Did you know Superman has a brother who doesn't celebrate Christmas?

His name is No-El.
Merry Christmas!

Americans celebrate so prematurely

364 days until Christmas and they already have their decorations up.

We celebrate Christmas early in our household.

We have to, I'm usually s**... by noon.