The Best 6 Celebrate 50th Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Celebrate 50th jokes. There are some celebrate 50th jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these celebrate 50th puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Celebrate 50th Jokes and Puns

Key to a successful marriage

A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband was asked what was the secret to their marriage. He replied, When we first got married, we agreed that I would make all the big decisions and she would make all the small decisions. So far it's been all small decisions.

Reason for longevity - Ma and Pa are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.......

they are sitting on a bench side by side and Ma says: "I'm getting tired, are you?" And Pa replies: "That's okay, honey, I'm getting tired of you too."

An Asian couple are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. After a wonderful dinner with family and friends they're back home reminiscing when the wife suddenly turns to the husband with an eyebrow raised suggestively and says "Since it our 50th anniversary, tonight we do whatever you want."

"Anything?" he asks. "Anything!" she replies. The man thinks for a long time then gives her a devilish look and says, "I want 69." The wife looks bewildered. "You want Beef & Broccoli now?!"

Wedding anniversary

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.

He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you.

Tomorrow I would've been a free man! "

A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them.



After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners.

β€œMother,” the man said, β€œour marriage is tried and true.”

β€œWhat’s that you say?” she asked. β€œYou know I can’t hear without my hearing aid.”

β€œI said, our marriage is tried and true,” he repated, a little louder.


A man and a woman have just had their 50th wedding anniversary.

The husband turns to his wife and asks, "What do you want to do to celebrate our anniversary dear?" She replies, "Let's run upstairs and make love." He turns to her and says, "Well make up your mind, we can't do both!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the celebrate 50th jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working celebrate 50th piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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