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They follow the sound to the lake and see George W. Bush drowning.
The boys jump into the water and drag him to shore.
Bush asks the boys how he can repay them.
The first boy says, "I want a boat."
The second boy says, "I want a truck."
The third boy says, "I want a nice tombstone."
Bush asks, "Why is that?"
The boy says, "Because when my dad finds out I helped save you, he's going to kill me."
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.
"You discussed me!"
Reese, with her spoon
aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros.
Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons.
Because it's getting younger, thinner and more media attention year after year.
They were a little on the Chewy side.
I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead.
On 1/5
Simplify your fractions!
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
By inviting our neighbors over to eat and then killing them and taking their land
Billy the Yid.
Wham! there's one more.
then WHAM!
Me: yes, but blowing them up would be wrong.
Numerous studies say that people who celebrate more birthdays live for longer
I can't believe it's fappening again.
You know, hanging out.
Because they have lots of fans.
All the corn stalks there.
Cause there's no one left when the clock hits zero
When you show up at someone's door at night in August with a mask on, you get better stuff.
Petty deaths.
Does this mean I'm eligible for parole now??
Have they no scents of shame?
Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?
...so next year we're going to the Virgin Islands
"Did your father ever show you his celebrated saw-in-half trick?" asked the interviewer.
"No, not me," I replied. "Just my half-brothers."
Michael Strayhands.
Kimchi
Ellen has I'm coming out, and Bill Cosby has I wanna be sedated
Just comment '1' for the money or '2' for the show.
A guy enters a bar and orders 6 bacardi coke's. Bartender asks if he has something to celebrate. ''Yes!'' says the guy, ''I had oral sex for the first time!''
Bartender: ''Nice, congrats! The 7th is on the house then!''
The guy: ''No thanks, if the taste sticks after 6 drinks, it wil after 7 as well ...
Matthew McConaughay
would be a Type-A Personality
I once watched a month full of march madness. From behind the arc I saw a three point won four.... won five games.
Eat two, Brute.
Or are we just going to be burning there then I'm like,"damn is that you Chris Brown? I'm your biggest fan ,I used to beat my girl too "
The "Yule float II." Only $1.99 You'll make sure to get your change - if you want to be penny-wise.
A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.
The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.
A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?"
"It's hard to say."
Someone call William Shatner.
Let's eat Grandma.
Next year is 2020 too.
I got more birthday wishes than my real-life birthday.
[Reddit, thank you for years of facts, hobbies, jokes, and hundreds of unproductive hours]
An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.
Dentist: 'Miss, I believe you're in the wrong room'.
Woman: 'You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I'm here to have them removed'.
So today was 4/20 and me and my buddy met up to smoke one. After a lot of arguing and persuading we couldn't decide whose weed we should roll up first.
In the end we just decided on a joint venture.
Just one. They hold it and the world revolves around them
They have many fans.
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