The Best 12 Ceilings Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ceilings jokes. There are some ceilings panes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ceilings hanging from ceiling puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ceilings Jokes and Puns

If I like ceilings...

Does that make me a ceiling fan?

Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed.

I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could.

I finally realized why many apartments have weird popcorn ceiling

I couldn't understand why every apartment I've lived in had those ugly pebbly popcorn ceilings. It was baffling.

But then later I learned it was a way to muffle sounds coming from your upstairs and downstairs neighbors. It was baffling!

Ceilings joke, I finally realized why many apartments have weird popcorn ceiling

I have a great joke about ceilings.

I try to tell it to people, but it just goes over their heads.

I like to think of Kurt Cobain as the 'Michelangelo' of Rock

Although he had a different approach to painting ceilings.


I have a friend who has a strange obsession with ceilings.

I guess you could say he's a ceiling fan.

I'm not sure if it makes me a feminist,

but I think glass ceilings are a bad idea.

Ceilings joke, I'm not sure if it makes me a feminist,

When I was little and couldn't sleep, Dad would just throw me up in the air a few times and soon I'd be out like a light...

We had very low ceilings.

What do you call a person who likes ceilings?

A ceiling fan

Many people don't appreciate the work put into making ceilings..

Very often, it goes over their heads.

Why doesn't Feminists' car have a sunroof?

Because they get triggered by glass ceilings.

You can explore ceilings shards reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean ceilings thinner dad jokes. There are also ceilings puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I've seen a lot of nice ceilings in my day.

Mine is pretty good but yours is definitely up there.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ceilings skylight jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ceilings originality piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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