Cedric Jokes
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The greatest invention
One day the teacher asked her 2nd grade class what the greatest invention was. Several kids responded with answers like "The light bulb" and "The gas-powered engine".
When it was Little Cedric's turn to answer, he proudly declared "The THERMOS."
The amused teacher asked Little Cedric to explain.
Little Cedric said "The THERMOS is the greatest invention ever because it keeps hot liquids *hot* and it also keeps cold liquids *cold*."
The teacher asked why that qualifies as *the* greatest invention of *all time*.
Little Cedric bellowed "HOW DOES IT *KNOW!?*"
I don't care about Euro2016
I don't care about Euro2016, because last time I cared about big sport event Voldemort returned and Cedric Diggory died
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