The Best 9 Cedar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cedar jokes. There are some cedar sap jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cedar blossom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cedar Jokes and Puns


Doctor: now normally we replace it with a glass ball, but for you we have one made out of cedar. Would you like that instead?
Patient: wood eye? Of course!

What did the Cedar Tree say to the Maple Tree?

What's Sap

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What do Jewish termites do for Passover?

They have a cedar dinner.

Man Gets Killed by Roller Coaster at Cedar Point

I did a survey asking about people favourite type of tree

Oak won by a lot, but cedar was pretty poplar too

My invisible coffee table isn't working.

It's made of cedar wood.

Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door.

But he was unable to decide between oak or cedar.

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A *Cedar* tree.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cedar oak jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cedar treesome piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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