The Best 5 Ceaser Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ceaser jokes. There are some ceaser nonstop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ceaser caeser puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ceaser Jokes and Puns

How do you make a ceaser salad from a regular salad?

Stab it 23 times.

Q: How do you turn a regular salad into a ceaser salad ?

A: Just stab it 23 times

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

So, Julius Ceaser was afraid of storms but one night he had to go out.

A big storm was brewing, he ordered one of his minders to go out and report the weather to him. Upon his return he was asked " so was it raining?" To which his minder reported " all hail Ceaser"!!

Why did Julius Ceaser wear sandals?

For roamin' around

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ceaser desist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ceaser incessantly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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