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The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
I told him, "you will be mist".
February 30, 2021
"Behold. I will heal your blindness," Jesus says, "and thy masturbation shall cease."
"Is masturbation a sin? Is it the cause of my blindness?" asks the old man.
Jesus replied, "No, masturbation is not a sin, but I'm tryiing to do an eye exam here."
A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says why the long face?
The horse let's out a sigh and says "I'm a metaphysical character that exists only in the scope of this joke and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.''
And that's how Fire lost his job.
One goes to sea, the other's cease to go
I guess they don't like themselves...
So whaddya call 3 rockets, 4 mortars, 5 molotov cocktails and 6 incendiary kites lauched from Gaza into Israel?
A cease fire!
He wanted to cease the means of production
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3000 mothers are protesting the use of sexist language across the country chanting Ho Ho Ho has got to go ...
They're trying to cease the memes of production.
They keep coming back through reintarnation.
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