The Best 10 Cease Exist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cease Exist jokes. There are some cease exist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cease exist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cease Exist Jokes and Puns

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."

My friend joined a cult. They believe that one day they will cease to exist in their human form, and become water vapor.

I told him, "you will be mist".

A man offers Descartes $100 to jump in a lake.

Without thinking, Descartes ceases to exist.

Descartes walks into a bar...

The bartender says: "would you like a beer?" Descartes replies: "I think not", and he ceases to exist.

Rene Descartes goes to a restaurant and orders a cheeseburger.

The waiter says, "Would you like fries with that, sir?"

Rene Descartes replies, "I think not," and ceases to exist.


René Descartes is sitting in a restaraunt

when the waiter approaches and asks "Would you like some wine?"

"I think not" said Descartes.

Then he ceases to exist.

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says why the long face?

The horse let's out a sigh and says "I'm a metaphysical character that exists only in the scope of this joke and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.''

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.

What's the worst part of being a hurricane?

You will inevitably fall into a deep tropical depression before ceasing to exist forever.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cease exist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cease exist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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