The Best 14 Ceasar Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Ceasar jokes. There are some ceasar cesar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Ceasar Jokes and Puns
I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name...
I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name
Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim.
Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions,
I saw, I conquered, I came.
What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?
Ceasar
Julius Ceasar after discovering Onlyfans
"Veni, Vidi, Veni"
What does Julius Ceasar say after sex?
Veni.
Females call me Little Ceasar
Cause I got crazy bread and low quality meat.
Little Ceasars makes their pizza like I like my women
Hot 'n' Ready!
Julius Caesar goes to a nightclub with his friends
While there he breaks off from his group of friends to talk to an attractive young woman. His friends don't see him for the rest of the night, and the next morning they're all eager to find out what happened. So when they next see him they ask him what happened.
"Vidi, vici, veni" replies Ceasar.
What did the Roman ruler say when a female criminal ran from him?
Ceasar!
What did Ceasars say, when he wanted to go mountain climbing?
K2 BRUTUS?
I hope Ceasar was epileptic
Then his people could say"Ceasar's having a Ceasar"
what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company?
Ceasar sell ads
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I make a chicken ceasar salad today.
Stupid thing won't even eat it.
What do you call a soft spoken Italian salad?
Ceasar Milan
Pizza delivered by well trained dogs
Little Ceasar Millan's
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