The Best 14 Ceasar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ceasar jokes. There are some ceasar cesar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ceasar cleo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ceasar Jokes and Puns

I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name...

I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name

Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim.

Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions,

I saw, I conquered, I came.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?


Julius Ceasar after discovering Onlyfans

"Veni, Vidi, Veni"

Ceasar joke, Julius Ceasar after discovering Onlyfans

What does Julius Ceasar say after sex?


Females call me Little Ceasar

Cause I got crazy bread and low quality meat.

Little Ceasars makes their pizza like I like my women

Hot 'n' Ready!

Julius Caesar goes to a nightclub with his friends

While there he breaks off from his group of friends to talk to an attractive young woman. His friends don't see him for the rest of the night, and the next morning they're all eager to find out what happened. So when they next see him they ask him what happened.

"Vidi, vici, veni" replies Ceasar.

Ceasar joke, Julius Caesar goes to a nightclub with his friends

What did the Roman ruler say when a female criminal ran from him?


What did Ceasars say, when he wanted to go mountain climbing?


I hope Ceasar was epileptic

Then his people could say"Ceasar's having a Ceasar"

what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company?

Ceasar sell ads

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I make a chicken ceasar salad today.

Stupid thing won't even eat it.

What do you call a soft spoken Italian salad?

Ceasar Milan

Pizza delivered by well trained dogs

Little Ceasar Millan's

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ceasar mcrib jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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