Ceasar Jokes
25 ceasar jokes and hilarious ceasar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ceasar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Ceasar Short Jokes
Short ceasar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ceasar humour may include short romaine jokes also.
- I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name... I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name
Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim.
Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions,
I saw, I conquered, I came. - My Wife lost our dog last night whilst making a Salad If anybody Ceasar Please Lettuce Know.. Thanks..
- I got a job at Chipotle by telling this joke during my interview. What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza with?
Little Ceasars.
Share These Ceasar Jokes With Friends
Ceasar One Liners
Which ceasar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ceasar? I can suggest the ones about roman and salad.
- I like my women how i like my Little Ceasars Pizza... Hot and Ready for only $5.
- What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife? Ceasar
- Julius Ceasar after discovering Onlyfans "Veni, Vidi, Veni"
- Females call me Little Ceasar Cause I got crazy bread and low quality meat.
- What did the Roman ruler say when a female criminal ran from him? Ceasar!
- What did Ceasars say, when he wanted to go mountain climbing? K2 BRUTUS?
- I hope Ceasar was epileptic Then his people could say"Ceasar's having a Ceasar"
- what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company? Ceasar sell ads
- Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.
- What do you call a soft spoken Italian salad? Ceasar Milan
- Pizza delivered by well trained dogs Little Ceasar Millan's
- What is an ape's favlrite salad? Ceasar
- Hey Girl, do you like Little Ceasars? Because I'm hot and ready for you.
- What did Ceasar say after he j**... off? I came, I saw, I fell asleep
Delightful Fun Ceasar Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about ceasar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chicken jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ceasar pranks.
Julius Caesar goes to a nightclub with his friends
While there he breaks off from his group of friends to talk to an attractive young woman. His friends don't see him for the rest of the night, and the next morning they're all eager to find out what happened. So when they next see him they ask him what happened.
"Vidi, vici, veni" replies Ceasar.
