The Best 23 Cds Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cds jokes. There are some cds dodge jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cds disc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Cds Jokes and Puns

I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition.

It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.

All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her.

Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river.

I accidentally broke two of my dad's Queen CDs.

Now I want to break three.

Tapes have A and B sides

So it only made sense to transition to CDs .

I was going to buy some classical CDs...

But it turns out I'm baroque.


I was going through my old CDs and casset tapes.

I was on a journey of self-discography.

I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs......

...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.

That's it; I've given up on buying CDs and MP3s. From now on, I will only buy records.

And that's vinyl.

Apparently, someone stole a few of my Rap CDs.

Oh well, no biggie.

my girlfriend told my to throw my Meat loaf CDs out

I would do anything for love but I won't do that

I've had some pain in my stomach ever since I ate those Radiohead and Arctic Monkeys CDs.

I think I've got indiegestion.

You can explore cds jammin reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cds tape dad jokes. There are also cds puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds.

I'm calling it "CDs Nuts"

Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?

In Iraq

Doesn't matter how many CDs you have...

Benz has Mercedes.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Why are indie band CDs always so quiet?

Because even if you try to give them away for free, everyone always turns them down.

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq

Let's say you use recycled Van Halen CDs as part of the infrastructure of a large town...

...does that mean you built the city on rock and roll?

I've never been on top of trends, I guess

When everyone else was burning CDs, I was still burning books


Look at these two rap CDs I picked up at the music store today.

They came in a Tupac

I bought ones of those cds that teach you Spanish in your sleep.

Sometime in the night it started skipping, now I can only stutter in Spanish.

Why did Billy throw out his Pearl Jam CDs?

Cause he didn't know Eddie Vedder

KFC CD

Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'.
Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cds geddit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cds instrumental piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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