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Watch out for that new "Peekaboo" variant the CDC has been warning about...
It's been sending everyone to the ICU.
PSA do not wear a washington wizards face mask.
CDC studies have shown they provide no defense
The CDC warns tomorrow could be one of the worst days ever for Covid.
Because after the inauguration people everywhere will simultaneously exhale.
The CDC recommends that f**... gatherings be limited to 30 people and holiday gatherings be limited to 6 people.
f**... proceedings for Gobbles the turkey will be held on November 26th and again on December 25th. Please bring beer to celebrate his life.
News anchor: The CDC has advised no handshakes at this time.
Cannibal: "Aww..." *STOPS BLENDER*
Donald Trump is receiving a CoViD-19 briefing in the Oval Office.
The head of the CDC tells the president that today 14 Brazilian people have died from the virus.
Trump shouts Oh my GOD! and slams his head down in his hands on the Resolute Desk. He begins to weep.
After a minute or so, he collects himself, looks up from his desk, and asks his advisors, How many is a 'brazillion?'
The CDC is now recommending wearing TWO masks as a way to get a better seal around your nose and mouth.
It's also a good statistical approach to get the average American to wear ONE mask. (Sorry, that was a mean joke.)
The CDC said to refrain from hand shakes.
Jeffrey d**... immediately bummed as he turns off the blender
Did you hear that the CDC issues new guidelines today?
They said if your head is far enough up your a**..., there's no need to wear a mask.
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