Cctv Jokes
14 cctv jokes and hilarious cctv puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cctv that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cctv Short Jokes
Short cctv jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cctv humour may include short video jokes also.
- What was the name of the British knight who came up with the first cctv camera ? Sir Veillance
- I was quite an upbeat child I was quite an upbeat child, I used to think CCTV was a very, very positive Spanish television channel
- I was a rather optimistic child I used to think CCTV was a very, very positive Spanish television channel
- My grandfather told me when he was young,only 1 dollar you can get so many things from shop but today you can't Today they have CCTV camera
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Cctv One Liners
Which cctv one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cctv? I can suggest the ones about subscription and louvre.
- Who the patron saint of surveillance? St Francis of a CCTV.
- What do Mexican people call really upbeat TV shows? CCTV
Hilarious Cctv Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about cctv you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean surveillance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cctv pranks.
Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with one dollar
...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..
Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
When is was a kid, mum used to send me the shops wtih 50p. i could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book...
You can't do this nowadays though because of CCTV.
My local beauty shop was broken into last night.
CCTV footage shows a suspect moonwalking out carrying a large amount of moisturising cream.
The officer at the scene told the shop owner "You've been struck by, a smooth criminal".
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Heard that 15,000 CCTV cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit....This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything..
I saw a burglar on the CCTV of my elements shop. He was taking gold, iodine, carbon, uranium, platinum, and three bottles of nitric oxide. I said over the tannoy....
'Au, I C U! NO NO NO!'
I didn't mention the Fifth Element because it was so overpriced and overhyped.
We have ourselfs a bad idea!
I'm working in this supermarket with my Chinese friend Jet, when I notice that there are no cctv cameras down the tinned produce Isle, I ask jet if he wants to make a quick buck with me and steal some sealed boxes of tinned food from of the top of the shelving unit, he's in, but we can't reach without drawing attention to ourselves he said he's got an idea, the next day we meet up down the Isle and he pulls a fold up bench from inside his jacket, I put the bench down and climb up to the tins but it turns out, jets stool can't help steal beans!