The Best 16 Cctv Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cctv jokes. There are some cctv upbeat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cctv vcr puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cctv Jokes and Puns

Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with one dollar

...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..

Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.

When is was a kid, mum used to send me the shops wtih 50p. i could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book...

You can't do this nowadays though because of CCTV.

TIL that India is installing 15000 CCTV cameras in Delhi for Obama's visit.

This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything.... When will the world stop this Racist behaviour ?

Cctv joke, TIL that India is installing 15000 CCTV cameras in Delhi for Obama's visit.

When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum

Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere

When I was a kid you could walk into a shop with a quarter and come out with 2 cokes, 3 bags of chips and an Ice cream...

Nowadays, CCTV everywhere.


What was the name of the British knight who came up with the first cctv camera ?

Sir Veillance

Who the patron saint of surveillance?

St Francis of a CCTV.

Cctv joke, Who the patron saint of surveillance?

My local beauty shop was broken into last night.

CCTV footage shows a suspect moonwalking out carrying a large amount of moisturising cream.

The officer at the scene told the shop owner "You've been struck by, a smooth criminal".

Heard that 15,000 CCTV cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit....This is ridiculous.

Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything..

I saw a burglar on the CCTV of my elements shop. He was taking gold, iodine, carbon, uranium, platinum, and three bottles of nitric oxide. I said over the tannoy....

'Au, I C U! NO NO NO!'

I didn't mention the Fifth Element because it was so overpriced and overhyped.

I was quite an upbeat child

I was quite an upbeat child, I used to think CCTV was a very, very positive Spanish television channel

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When I was a kid, you could go into a corner shop with $1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freedos and a magazine.

Nowadays, CCTV everywhere.

$2 Grandpa....

Grandfather : There was once a time when I used to go with $2 in my pocket and I would come home with all groceries, bread, butter, milk, cookies, newspaper, etc.

Grandson : It's not possible to do so these days Grandpa. They've installed CCTV everywhere ...

I was a rather optimistic child

I used to think CCTV was a very, very positive Spanish television channel

My grandfather told me when he was young,only 1 dollar you can get so many things from shop but today you can't

Today they have CCTV camera

Obama is going to be visiting India next week

Apparently the Indian government is installing 15,000 CCTV camera's all over New Delhi for Obama's Visit.

This is Ridiculous!!!

Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cctv cadbury jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cctv video piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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