The Best 12 Caws Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Caws jokes. There are some caws cluck jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caws unions puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Caws Jokes and Puns

Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?

Well, technically it's only a murder if there's probable caws.

But is it murder?

A homicide detective walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey look at those birds outside," the bartender comments to him. "Did you know that a group of crows like that is called a murder?" "Well you can't be sure that's a murder," the detective says. "Unless there is probable caws."

It's only a murder of crows...

... if there's probable caws.

If you see a bunch of big black birds

Don't automatically assume it's a murder of crows.

You can't have a murder without probable caws.

A Crow wanted me to donate to his charity.

When I asked him what it was called he screams: "CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!"

Not knowing what he meant I stared him down until he explains that it's "four good caws".

Do you guys wanna donate to my charity?

It's a non profit organization called "Caw Caw Caw Caw"

It's four good caws

Why did the police arrest the crow?

They had probable caws.

A crow was arrested today under suspicion of being involved in a murder

The judge threw the case out. He said he had just caws.

Why was the crow bitter about his job?

They fired him with no caws.

Which bird is the most contented?

The crow. He never complains without caws.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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People always ask why I don't like crows

Just caws.

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We suggest to use only working caws cheep piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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