Cavity Jokes
49 cavity jokes and hilarious cavity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cavity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cavity Short Jokes
Short cavity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cavity humour may include short cave jokes also.
- My girl threw this one at me right before bed: "Do you know why I don't like going to the dentist?" Because they always do a full cavity search!
- What does Bill Cosby and a dentist have in common? They knock you out before they drill your cavity.
- What is the scariest part of a cavity search? When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching
- A bad day at the dentist is better than a bad day at the airport. Because a search for cavities sure beats a cavity search.
- The dentist A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Went and had a cavity fixed this morning," the guy tells the bartender. "But it wasn't my usual dentist. Just some guy filling in."
- Instead of going to the dentist, I go to the airport That way, I never have to pay for cavity searches.
- A dentist goes to another dentist to fix a cavity. When his dentist started to explain the procedure, he stopped him and said, "Don't worry, I know the drill."
- I fell in love with a Dentist, she broke up with me. Now my heart has a cavity no one can fill.
- There is a mysterious blockage high up in my nasal cavity... ...I would like to figure out what it is, but I just can't put my finger on it.
- I asked my girlfriend to roleplay as a doctor, and she said "Great idea! How about I start with a full cavity search?" She opened my mouth and started to poke at my teeth with a metal dental scraper.
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Cavity One Liners
Which cavity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cavity? I can suggest the ones about chamber and hollow.
- What do you call it when donkey Kong gets a cavity? Tooth DK.
- What do dentist and police officers do when they get together? Cavity searches
- Teeth What has a bunch of teeth and no cavities?
A comb
Sorry jokes by my 4 year old. - A dentist passed away His tombstone reads: "He filled his last cavity".
- My dentist gives me cavity searches all the time. I think I need a new dentist..
- What do you call a frog that fills cavities? Dentist Hopper.
- Dentist's tombstone: "Here lies Frank Serra, filling his last cavity".
- Why do dentists make the worst TSA agents? They're always trying to do a cavity search
- What's one thing in common with a dentist and a necrophiliac? They both love cavities.
- What song did Drake make after going to the dentist to fix a cavity? In My Fillings.
- Written on a dentist's tombstone ... "Filling his last cavity."
- Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport? For a free cavity search.
- What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? Here chest cavity.
- If a TSA agent became a dentist, what would you call an appointment? A cavity search.
- I hear they're doing cavity searches at the dentist these days Seems a little overkill

Rib-Tickling Cavity Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about cavity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cavity pranks.
Woman to Dentist: "Its so painful"
Woman to Dentist: "Its so painful. I will prefer to get Pregnant than getting my cavity filled"
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Dentist: " Make a Decision, I will adjust the chair accordingly."
I was at the dentist yesterday
As he was inspecting my teeth, he poked and prodded and scraped one of my back molars that was particularly sore. He leaned closer for a better look, and said to me, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen! That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen!"
I was kind of offended. "Doc, I'm not s**... or deaf, you didn't have to repeat yourself."
"I wasn't repeating myself, that was the echo!"
A dentist looks into a patient's mouth and says, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen. That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"I heard you the first time," says the patient. "You didn't need to say it the second time."
"I didn't," says the dentist. "That was my echo."
Doctor's know...
"Doc, there's something strange going on, it's not normal."
Doctor asks "What do you mean?"
"Whenever I f**... it sounds like I'm saying 'Honda'."
Doctor says "Go see your dentist, you've got a cavity."
So he goes to the dentist, and sure enough he has a cavity. Dentist fills it and, just like that, his farts sound normal again!
He calls his doctor: "Doc, you were right! I had a cavity, and once it was filled my farts were normal again! But you gotta tell me, how did you know?"
"Doctors know that abscess makes the farts go Honda".
I was subject to a full cavity search by the authorities yesterday.
I would say it was hands *down* the s**... part of my life, but...
Went to the dentist today to get my cavity filled.
He asked my to leave when I bent over the chair and spread my cheeks.
That's the 10th cavity search I've preformed on a minor just today!
Busy day for a dentist!
Last time I asked for a cavity search....
My dentist got really angry and threw me out of his office
Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
Why did the dentist think he could work for the TSA
He had a lot of experience with cavity searches.
Did you know that jewish people have a higher risk of getting a cavity?
There saliva can be very Hassidic.
I went to my dentist today and realized he works for the TSA....
He gave me a full cavity search.

