Following is our collection of funny Cavity jokes. There are some cavity toothache jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cavity molar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
As he was inspecting my teeth, he poked and prodded and scraped one of my back molars that was particularly sore. He leaned closer for a better look, and said to me, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen! That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen!"
I was kind of offended. "Doc, I'm not stupid or deaf, you didn't have to repeat yourself."
"I wasn't repeating myself, that was the echo!"
We need to give you a cavity search
Because they always do a full cavity search!
because it provides cavity protection
When his dentist started to explain the procedure, he stopped him and said, "Don't worry, I know the drill."
There saliva can be very Hassidic.
That thing was getting on my nerves.
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
For a free cavity search.
When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching
He had a cavity.
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but all the random *cavity* searches got to be too much.
why are you here?
When it's white, they ignore it
When it's yellow, they ignore it
When it's a bit brown, they ignore it
But when they see the black of a cavity they beat it to a pulp
I think I need a new dentist..
He gave me a full cavity search.
My dentist got really angry and threw me out of his office
He had a lot of experience with cavity searches.
"Here lies Frank Serra, filling his last cavity".
"Filling his last cavity."
Woman to Dentist: "Its so painful. I will prefer to get Pregnant than getting my cavity filled"
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Dentist: " Make a Decision, I will adjust the chair accordingly."
They're always trying to do a cavity search
Tooth DK.
His tombstone reads: "He filled his last cavity".
Seems a little overkill
Busy day for a dentist!
I would say it was hands *down* the shittiest part of my life, but...
A cavity search.
In My Fillings.
She opened my mouth and started to poke at my teeth with a metal dental scraper.
As he finished the cavity search.
Here chest cavity.
Said the very supportive officer performing the cavity search.
They knock you out before they drill your cavity.
He asked my to leave when I bent over the chair and spread my cheeks.
Now my heart has a cavity no one can fill.
...I would like to figure out what it is, but I just can't put my finger on it.
"I heard you the first time," says the patient. "You didn't need to say it the second time."
"I didn't," says the dentist. "That was my echo."
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Went and had a cavity fixed this morning," the guy tells the bartender. "But it wasn't my usual dentist. Just some guy filling in."
"Doc, there's something strange going on, it's not normal."
Doctor asks "What do you mean?"
"Whenever I fart it sounds like I'm saying 'Honda'."
Doctor says "Go see your dentist, you've got a cavity."
So he goes to the dentist, and sure enough he has a cavity. Dentist fills it and, just like that, his farts sound normal again!
He calls his doctor: "Doc, you were right! I had a cavity, and once it was filled my farts were normal again! But you gotta tell me, how did you know?"
"Doctors know that abscess makes the farts go Honda".
Because a search for cavities sure beats a cavity search.
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We suggest to use only working cavity stirrups piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.