The Best 13 Cavities Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cavities jokes. There are some cavities dentistry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cavities floss puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cavities Jokes and Puns

A bad day at the dentist is better than a bad day at the airport.

Because a search for cavities sure beats a cavity search.


What has a bunch of teeth and no cavities?

A comb

Sorry jokes by my 4 year old.

What do you call a frog that fills cavities?

Dentist Hopper.

A mans wife goes in for a dental checkup.

After the appointment the doctor comes out to greet the man.

The man says "how was it?"

The doctor replies "Your wife has a lot of cavities that need to be filled."

The man replies "that must be hard on you."

The doctor replies "Not really I get paid every month to drill your wife."

Little kids at the airport act like they're going to the dentist

I don't get what they're so afraid of. No ones going to dig at your cavities at the airport, unless you look like a threat.

What's one thing in common with a dentist and a necrophiliac?

They both love cavities.

My dentist tells me that when it comes to cavities, you have 2 face the facts...

You either die with zero, or live long enough to need a fillin

Did you know the ancient Stoics never got cavities?

They were implacable.

This girl kept on putting her hands in my mouth

She also said I have no cavities

I just got 3 hours or oral work done by 2 professionals. All I had to do was lie there

It cost me $700, but it was worth it. No more cavities!

I'm afraid my love for candy has finally caught up to me: last time I went to the dentist I had 7 cavities.

And I have dentures!

You can explore cavities dentist reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cavities caries dad jokes. There are also cavities puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I'm going to the dentist tomorrow but I'm a little worried.

I've got more cavities than a girl in a gang bang movie.

To improve control of my off hand, my coach told me to start using it to brush my teeth..

It worked! My dexterity and hand-eye coordination improved immensely! Now if I could just do something about these cavities.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cavities concavity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cavities tooth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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