Great Caviar Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What's the best way to arrange caviar?
In a roe
Michael Jackson is a lot like caviar.
They both come on little crackers.
Doc said I need to change my diet...
He said I need to eat more caviar and drink more champagne.
I said, "Doc, that's crazy! What's this diet called?"
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
The U.S. declared that European nations are forbidden from fishing for caviar in the Carribean
This is known as the Salmon Roe Doctrine
A little boy says to his dad
'What is the difference between wealth and poverty?'
And the dad says:
'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Maybe caviar is an acquired taste...
... and I am not rich enough to acquire it.
\-rookie987 on liveleak
Girl, you must work with Caviar...
..Cuz you get my huevos in a bunch.
Almas, the world's most expensive caviar, is an acquired taste.
If you can acquire it, you can taste it.
Fish Pickup Lines:
"Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"
