The Best 10 Caviar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Caviar jokes. There are some caviar sturgeon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caviar fried puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Caviar Jokes and Puns

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

What's the best way to arrange caviar?

In a roe

Michael Jackson is a lot like caviar.

They both come on little crackers.

Doc said I need to change my diet...

He said I need to eat more caviar and drink more champagne.
I said, "Doc, that's crazy! What's this diet called?"
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."

The U.S. declared that European nations are forbidden from fishing for caviar in the Carribean

This is known as the Salmon Roe Doctrine


A little boy says to his dad

'What is the difference between wealth and poverty?'

And the dad says:

'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Maybe caviar is an acquired taste...

... and I am not rich enough to acquire it.



\-rookie987 on liveleak

Girl, you must work with Caviar...

..Cuz you get my huevos in a bunch.

Almas, the world's most expensive caviar, is an acquired taste.

If you can acquire it, you can taste it.

Fish Pickup Lines:

"Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the caviar havana jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working caviar acquire piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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