The Best 22 Cavemen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cavemen jokes. There are some cavemen abundant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cavemen tribal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cavemen Jokes and Puns

Two cavemen are waiting at the doctor's office

The first says, "Me name Phil. Me get bee sting. Why you here?"

The second one, covered in blood, smiles and says, "Me name Mike. Me get hit by boulder during rock slide."

The first says, "That must hurt! Why you look so happy?"

The second says, "Me celebrating. It's Mike Ache Day!"

Once upon a time, there were two cavemen...

There were two cavemen overlooking the tundra.

Caveman 1: Hey look! A flock of elephants!

Caveman 2: Herd?

Caveman 1: Herd of what?

Caveman 2: HERD of elephants.

Caveman 1: 'course I have! There's a flock of them, right over there!

An architect, a lawyer, and a hunter were sitting at a bar.

The three men were having a debate about whose job was the oldest.

"Obviously it's my job," bragged the hunter. "Cavemen got their food by hunting, which makes my job older than civilization."

"Yes," the architect replied, "but if you read the Bible, it says God created the universe out of darkness and chaos. This technically makes God the architect of the universe."

The lawyer simply smirked. "True, but who do you think invented darkness and chaos?"

Cavemen joke, An architect, a lawyer, and a hunter were sitting at a bar.

During the annual cavemen conference ...

Greg : so I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables,meat using this . I call this "The Knife" .

Chief Gogo : wow , I thought no-one can beat Gorg's invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called "bread" but yours is a worthy contender

Greg " that's not it ,chief "

And then places a piece of bread on the stone and takes the knife in his hand

" What I'm about to do will blow your mind " .

How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.


Did you hear they discovered a soda cavemen drank?

It's a carbon dated beverage...

Good jokes are good

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Cavemen joke, Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Two cavemen were chiseling on slabs of rock in a cave

Suddenly one of the cavemen shouted, "I've did it! I've discovered zero!"

The other caveman asked, "What is it?"

The first caveman replied, "Oh, nothing."

Cavemen had a specific reason for dragging their women by the hair...

...they filled up with dirt when drug the other way.

My father looked at me over the dinner table as I chewed on a massive steak

"Aren't you going to eat anything else?"
He asked.
"Cavemen only ate meat, do you see any of them around?"
I looked up at him and replied.
"Yes."

There are two cavemen sitting by a fire...

One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, "You like beetles?"

and his friend says, "No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."

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Cavemen were smarter than we think.

Do you know why cavemen dragged their women around by the hair?
It was so they wouldn't fill up with rocks.

What do you call the slimy stuff between dinosaurs' toes?

Slow cavemen.

Why did cavemen drag women by their hair?

Because if they dragged them by their feet, they'd fill up with mud!

I love this old joke!

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

I went back in time to the dawn of man so I could be the original joke teller.

the cavemen seemed to love it, but had no idea what a bus, a nun or a cross dressing bus driver is.

Cavemen joke, I went back in time to the dawn of man so I could be the original joke teller.

How Cavemen Discovered Fire

cavemen were probably stoned when they discovered fire

Where did cavemen put their criminals?

In the CONcave.

Cavemen Hipsters?

Ever wonder if cavemen were just as smart as us, just real serious about sustainable living?


Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Why did cavemen...

drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What was the cavemen favorite video codec ?

" Ogg! "

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