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Thought the caveman.
There were two cavemen overlooking the tundra.
Caveman 1: Hey look! A flock of elephants!
Caveman 2: Herd?
Caveman 1: Herd of what?
Caveman 2: HERD of elephants.
Caveman 1: 'course I have! There's a flock of them, right over there!
A Meanderthal
A meanderthal.
Went clubbing before it was cool.
A meanderthal.
A meanderthal.
The caveman points to the Jew and says, "Juneau."
A Meanderthal.
What do you call a horse who doesn't believe in God?
Hay-thiest
What do you call a pig who believes in the old gods?
A pag-ham.
What do you call a practitioner of Hinduism who solely worships in the morning?
A Hin-dew.
What do you call a caveman unsure it he believes in tools or not?
Ag-no-stick.
Q: Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
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My wife put me on the cave man diet. She says that like our ancestors, we can only eat things you would gather or catch. After about six weeks of this, I've come to the conclusion, I can catch a pizza guy.
I'm on the Paleo diet, β¨except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers.
All he says is secant
A meanderthal
Serious question not a joke
Hobo Erectus
A Flinstoner
"That's pooposterous!"
A Club Sandwich
Suddenly one of the cavemen shouted, "I've did it! I've discovered zero!"
The other caveman asked, "What is it?"
The first caveman replied, "Oh, nothing."
A meanderthal.
Bear with me...
Me ow
I told him that was pretty low-brow humor
He sits down in the front row and a janitor walks by. The janitor turns to the caveman and says, "Hey, the anthropology lecture doesn't start for another hour. You're early, man."
with their stone age drive-in movies and their caveman bowling... it just seems so... dated.
A meanderthal.
...sorry
The Rock
Rock
"Want to go clubbing tonight?"
Tea bone stake
Then we found out he was a bear
A meanderthal.
He said:
"Deal, me in!"
A Meanderthall.
When the great famine arrived, he realized he was going to have to eat Kro.
To buy second hand
A meander-thal
a nyan-derthal
A froglodyte.
A Meanderthal.
Og the caveman noticed that after a long period of darkness the sun would rise, traverse across the sky and then sink below the horizon.
Then darkness⦠until the sun would again rise once again, travel across the sky and sink below the horizon.
Again and again. Over and over.
Og wished to give a name to this event.
He thought long and hard. He tried all
sorts of words until his brain hurt and his tongue lolled in his mouth.
He tried every variation of sounds he could think of until he was exhausted.
In the end, utterly exhausted, he just gave up and called it a day.
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