Cave Jokes
122 cave jokes and hilarious cave puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cave that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilarious cave jokes! From bat caves to cave painting and cave art, laugh at these classic jokes featuring caveman and famous footballers. Enjoy yourself with these puns, knock-knock jokes, and riddles about bats and other cave creatures.
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Funniest Cave Short Jokes
Short cave jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cave humour may include short cavity jokes also.
- I'm glad the cave rescue is complete.... Now when I google thai boys I can get back to normal results
- Have you heard about that new zelda game where you play as Zelda on a quest through underground caves? Search for the link below.
- I thought bill gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early. But he kept his Word.
- Tell you what, it's lucky that those Kids trapped in the cave in Thailand are footballers It means they're already good divers.
- My friend was surprised when I said I hadn't heard about the kids in Thailand being rescued Where have you been? Living in a cave?
- What's the difference between the Tham Luang cave boys and the FIFA World Cup? The boys are coming home.
- You would think with an entire soccer team stuck in a cave.... One of them would have known how to dive
- Two bats were hanging upside down in a cave The first bat asks the second, Do you remember the worst day of your life?
I sure do," said the second bat. "It was the day I had diarrhea. - If men have man caves, why dont women have woman caves? They do, we just universally named it the kitchen many years ago.
- Even though we didn't get the glorious wall the president promised... We did get a massive cave.
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Cave One Liners
Which cave one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cave? I can suggest the ones about cellar and tunnel.
- Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave? He had to go to the bat Room.
[an old classic] - Although we may never see Trump Wall... ... we all just got to see Trump Cave.
- Who holds the record for longest time trapped in a cave with a soccer team? It's a Thai
- Why are spelunkers horrible negotiators? Because they love to cave.
- What is worse than caving in Thailand? Caving in Helsinki.
- What country is known for cave paintings? denmark
- What kind of pants does a cave explorer wear? Stalac-tights
- Last year I got so hammered on Good Friday I woke up in a cave three days later
- I always carrying a flashlight when I'm spelunking Just in caves
- I wonder how long our ancestors managed to live with no shelter... before they caved
- I thought Trump wanted a wall. Turns out he got a cave.
- I really didn't want to take my son spelunking. But I eventually caved.
- How old was the cave man on his birthday? Stone Age
- What did the old man in the cave say to Link before he went on his adventure in Zelda?
- What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert
Cave Painting Jokes
Here is a list of funny cave painting jokes and even better cave painting puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between Neanderthal man, and Cro-magnon man? Linguistic competence and polychromatic cave paintings.
- He is so old that he gets nostalgic when he sees the Neolithic cave paintings.
Hilarious Fun Cave Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about cave you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tomb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cave pranks.
My cave exploring guide asked me if I'd ever repelled before.
I told him that I've been repelling people for years.
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure.
He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.
The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double."
The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion."
The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions.
The man said "I would like a million dollars."
The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars.
Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."
Two bats are sitting in a cave...
...one looks at the other a says, "I'm hungry. Think I'll go get some blood". So he flew out of the cave.
About an hour later he returns with his face covered in blood. His buddy looks at him and says, "Wow! How did you get all that blood?".
"Well...", he replies, "you know when you are flying out of the cave, you hang a right and then you see that tree in front of you..."
"Yeah?", says his buddy.
He replies, "Well.....I didn't".
My dad's favourite joke - Harry the vampire bat
So one day Harry the vampire bat gets back to his cave, with his entire face absolutely covered with blood. All the other bats are incredulous, demanding where Harry found all the blood. Harry agrees to show them. So they all follow Harry out of the cave, over the river, and through some fields, until they get to a field with a single tree in the middle of it. All the bats are impatient, saying 'Harry is the blood here? Where is it, man? Harry replied 'You see that tree there? I didn't.'
A man wakes up with a lamp
A man wakes up with a lamp in a cave, he rubs the lamp and the genie says 'you have one wish left.' In his excitement he asked "I Wish I truly knew myself ".
The genie laughed, 'that was your first wish!'
'What was my second wish? '
'To forget. '
There are two cavemen sitting by a fire...
One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, "You like beetles?"
and his friend says, "No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."
Nick Cave is not on Tinder
because he's the Grindr man.
A cave man walks into a bar...
"Hey, Joe, has any one invented booze yet?"
Did you hear that Jesus was a bit of a drunk?
One time He got so hammered that He fell asleep in a cave for three days before He woke up.
(heard in church today) :-) Happy Easter!
Two vampire bats are hanging from the ceiling of their cave...
... and one of them says he's hungry, so he flies off to find some food. Within a minute, he's back, blood all round his mouth, looking like he's had a really good meal.
The other bat is amazed, and says, "Where did you find so much blood so fast?"
So the first bat says, "Come with me, I'll show you." And he leads his friend to the mouth of the cave.
"See that big rock there?" He asks.
The other bat nods.
"I didn't."
A saber-tooth tiger arrives at a cave party
Where it's friends had been partying with a bunch of cave-people.
"I see I'm too late," says the tiger.
"Yup," says another. "Everyone's eaten"
Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
Caveman Diet
My wife put me on the cave man diet. She says that like our ancestors, we can only eat things you would gather or catch. After about six weeks of this, I've come to the conclusion, I can catch a pizza guy.
I drank tequila in a cave...
...it was a shot in the dark
You see that wall?
A group of vampire bats are hanging out in a cave. All the food in the area is gone and they are the brink of starving to death. One of the bats decides leave to look for food out of desperation. He comes back 30 minutes later and has blood on his face. The other bats are very curious and ask him repeatedly where he got the blood from. Each time, he tries to ignore them and says he doesn't want to talk about it. After 30 minutes of questioning, he breaks down and tells the others to follow him. He flies them to a huge mountainous wall 15 minutes away, and stops. He looks at the others and says,
'You see that wall?'
And they all exciteldy repeat, 'Yea yea, we see it!'
He says again, 'Do you really see that wall?'
They all say again in anticipation, 'Yea yea we see it!'
'Well I didn't!'
How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?
They Rocked their doors.
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p**... and Murphy are in a dark cave.
p**... says "It's too dark. Do you have a match?"
Murphy hands p**... a match, which p**... strikes against the wall..but nothing happens. He strikes the match again but, again, nothing.
p**... says to Murphy "This match doesn't work."
"That's strange," says Murphy. "It worked earlier."
A caveman mathematician drops his glasses...
All he says is secant
So I wrote a Musical
It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed.
I decided to write it in A flat minor.
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Two bats...
were in a cave thirsty for blood. One bat looks to the other and says, "I'm going to look for blood, stay here I'll be back".
He flies out of the cave and returns after a long time with blood dripping out of his mouth.
Excited, the other bat asks him "Where did you find so much blood??".
The other bat says, "you go out of this cave and turn left".
"Yes", replied the other bat, excitedly.
"Then you see a tree"
"Yeah"
"Well, I didn't".
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what does Geico and your girlfriend have in common?
Shes so easy a cave man could do her.
My collection has been ruined ... happens every Christmas.
I collect them in the basement (the Man Cave, of course). But she routinely trades my Muntjac deer (not easy to find in the US, mind you) and Chinese deer and replaces them with garden-variety reindeer every Christmas. I've asked her and asked her.
I am tired of her common deering my Man Cave.
Why did the cave hate miners?
They're always picking on him.
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What did the caveman say when he stumbled upon a p**... dinosaur?
"That's pooposterous!"
What did the caveman order at the cafeteria?
A Club Sandwich
Got thrown out of the Easter service at my local church.
Seems the first words Jesus said leaving the cave weren't "TA-DAH!"
Two cavemen were chiseling on slabs of rock in a cave
Suddenly one of the cavemen shouted, "I've did it! I've discovered zero!"
The other caveman asked, "What is it?"
The first caveman replied, "Oh, nothing."
I made a Cave Man very angry today
Apparently they prefer the term 'spelunker'
What's the female equivalent of "man cave"?
Answer: The kitchen.
Just had to share this. I asked my girl friend this tonight and she straight faced said "the kitchen?" and we both had a good laugh!
What kind of dessert might you find in a scary cave littered with various types of bones?
A Lair Cake
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There was once a kingdom, a long, long time ago. where a dragon would eat the virgins of the land.
Then one wonderful day, a hero came to the kingdom. The leader told the hero of their predicament. He told him that every day, the dragon would take a few virgins to his cave to eat. The hero said that he will save the kingdom, and take care of the dragon.
After two weeks, the dragon starved to death.
What did the caveman say after he got bit by a cat?
Me ow
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Why is it that YouTube buffers at 240p yet ISIS can stream 4K p**... videos from a cave?
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What do you call a homosapien, without a cave to live in?
Hobosapien
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Cavemen had a specific reason for dragging their women by the hair...
...they filled up with dirt when drug the other way.
What did the pianist say to the cave diver?
C Sharp or B Flat
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What do you call a Jamaican hominid?
A cave mon!
Cavemen Hipsters?
Ever wonder if cavemen were just as smart as us, just real serious about sustainable living?
Why did the cave buy a Prius?
He heard somewhere that it was echo-friendly...
My local tanning salon is offering an Easter special
You know, in case you've been in a cave for the last few days.
A caveman walks into an auditorium
He sits down in the front row and a janitor walks by. The janitor turns to the caveman and says, "Hey, the anthropology lecture doesn't start for another hour. You're early, man."
If I can't get in your man cave, you won't be allowed in my temple...
That's what she shed...
Told my boss my idea for a game where the user would steal an idol from a cave monster.
He told me to run with it.
Told my dad that 12 boys from a junior football team are lost in a flooded cave in Thailand.
Dad: He told me they should call a priest.
Me: Dad! They could still be alive.
Dad: Yes I believe that they are still alive as well, just toss a priest in the cave and he'll find those boys real quick.
"The 12 boys stranded in a flooded cave system in Thailand have started diving lessons in the latest step in efforts to bring them out alive."
I think they've hired Naymar.
Have you guys heard about the 13 Thai boys stuck in a cave?
Don't worry though, the Vatican is on it!
It is taking much longer to rescue the boys trapped in the Thai cave.
All the diving experts are participating in the World Cup in Russia.
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Now that Brazil is out of the World Cup they should go help the Thai kids stuck in that cave...
After all they're the world's most talented divers.
We should send Neymar to the cave and save the children
Because he is one of the best divers
If a Brazilian soccer team was stuck in a cave they would be out by now...
Because they are good at diving
When the little boys stuck in that cave in Thailand are rescued, there's definitely gonna be a movie. There's a ex US Navy Seal helping. They're gonna make the movie all about him
and have Scarlett Johansen playing one of the Thai boys.
Brazil have sent star player Neymar to Thailand to help rescue the young footballers in the cave
...they heard they needed someone to teach them how to dive
I can't believe that the Thai soccer team were stuck in a cave for two weeks.
That's a Tham Luang time time stuck in a cave
I heard the last two kids rescued raced eachother to the end of the cave...
Rescuers reported the race ended in a Thai.
I heard from the news that they finally got all the boys out of the cave.
Another happy ending in Thailand, it seems.
In typical Thai fashion...
the cave drama had a happy ending!
Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs...
...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.
Now that those Thai kids are out of the cave,
I can't wait for the movie version where they're all played by those kids from Stranger Things.
Am i a thai boy?
Because i wanna get lost inside your cave
Do you know who holds the world record for time spent in a cave?
It turns out it's actually a Thai
Somebody should've told Logan Paul the Thai kids in the cave had died.
He would have found them in no time.
What is something that is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A Thai cave.
The news said that the Thai boys trapped in the cave system had no idea about the world outside following the happenings of the rescue, so I guess you could say that....
They were in the dark about their situation!
Why can't you open a bar in a cave?
You can't serve alcohol to miners
Harry Potter's writer once did an excursion inside a cave.
It was so important that they made a song about it:
Rowling in the deep.
Two men are in a cave
One says to the other, "it's dark in here isn't it?"
The other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
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What did Ygritte tell Jon Snow after they had s**... in the cave?
You know nuttin', Jon Snow
What did the Miner say when he fell into the cave?
Great. I fell in a Sarchasm
