The Best 5 Cavalry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cavalry jokes. There are some cavalry horseman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cavalry warship puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cavalry Jokes and Puns

(Dirty) The cavalry were riding through the plains with their Native American guide.

The Indian gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground. He looks up at the captain and says " Buffalo come " . The captain is astounded and asks " Can you really hear buffalo from here? The Indian replies "NO, side of face all sticky!"

Bengal Lancers joke from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

D: which side were you on?

LP: I rode with the British Cavalry.

D: What was the name of that outfit?

LP: The Bengal Lancers

D: (Starts laughing.) That's funny.

Little girl: No, it's not.

D: Sure i is. Think about it.

Little Girl: You're right. It is funny.

Some cavalry soldiers are pinned down by a bunch of Indians.

The Major yells to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, I don't like the sound of those drums!" one of the Indians hollers, "He's not our regular drummer!"

How do you defeat Polish cavalry?

Turn off the merry-go-round

Being a part of the British cavalry?

It's a tankless job.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cavalry horsemen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cavalry acetone piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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