The Best 5 Cava Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cava jokes. There are some cava store jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cava cavaliers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cava Jokes and Puns

Some cavalry soldiers are pinned down by a bunch of Indians.

The Major yells to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, I don't like the sound of those drums!" one of the Indians hollers, "He's not our regular drummer!"

A soldier I know really likes stealing sparkling wine.

He keeps telling me to take cava.

So the Cavaliers and the Celtics made a blockbuster trade today.

And here I am thinking, "Didn't that store go out of business already?"

What did the aorta say to the inferior vena cava

Your so vain

What is a cardiologists favorite wine

Vena Cava


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cava made jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cava chardonnay piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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