The Best 13 Cautious Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cautious jokes. There are some cautious caution jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cautious fertile puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cautious Jokes and Puns

Three women and ducks

Three women die in a car accident and go to heaven when they are at the gate god tells them that there is only one rule and that is that you may not step on a duck. They women enter and do their best to enjoy heaven while being cautious about where they step for there are ducks everywhere. After about a week one of the three women steps on a duck and suddenly this old, smelly, repulsive and hairy man is chained to her for life. This only makes the other women more careful and another month passes by when a second of the three women steps on a duck. Then chained to her is a man more repulsive then the first. The third woman becomes ever so cautious and make it a whole year without treading upon a duck. Chained to her is a handsom, muscular and wonderful gentleman. She says to him "What happened to you?" he replies " I stepped on a duck..."

An old rabbi feels his time on earth is coming to an end...

He takes stock of his life and thinks about all the things he's done, and all the things he wishes he'd done. He thinks to himself, "I've always wanted to try pork!"

So the rabbi, being a cautious man, travels a few towns over and looks for a restaurant. Finding a likely place, he reads the menu and sees what he's looking for - a whole suckling pig. He sits down and places the order. Soon the pig arrives, skin crisp and glistening, with a big red apple in its mouth.

The rabbi is just about to tuck in when a member of his synagogue walks in and spots him. "Rabbi!" he exclaims, aghast, "What on Earth are you *doing*?!".

The rabbi looks at his plate, looks at the guy, and says "This restaurant! I order a baked apple, look how they serve it!"

Parents should be cautious about having there kids do virtual learning...

The internet has a lot of PDF files.

Cautious joke, Parents should be cautious about having there kids do virtual learning...

A friend of mine was given a new iwatch but he was suspicious someone was using it to spy on him.

Ever cautious he told me he likes to keep it at arms length.

What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?

Uncertaintea.


I like my presidents like I like my slaves

Cautious and skeptical about ideas that start off with "I ran"

What is the name of Hercule's cautious brother?

Carefules.

Cautious joke, What is the name of Hercule's cautious brother?

What do you call a man who's overly cautious?

Justin Case

I got banned from driving for speeding.

The emergency unit where I work are overly cautious.

Why should you be cautious when stepping on dominoes?

You're walking on thin dice.

Where is the one place that had alcohol and boys are more cautious that girls?

A catholic church

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I tend to be extra cautious around tall, large men with ten gallon hats

They're pretty shady individuals.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cautious precaution jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cautious carefully piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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