Caution Sign Jokes
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Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the "Caution Wet Floor" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle.
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The police almost arrested a man for w**... to a caution sign.
But he got off with a warning.
I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once.
Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.
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The person who created the sign "CAUTION HOT SURFACE"...
...in braille, was an evil genius.
Watermelon Farmer.
This is the best joke I know so I thought I would share, as far as I know it's original.
A successful watermelon farmer is having some trouble. Some kids keep stealing his crops at night while he sleeping.
To scare them away he makes a sign saying "Caution: One of these watermelons are poisoned".
The next morning, he wakes up to this sign: "Caution: Now two of these watermelons are poisoned".
There was a tornado, so I tossed a 'Wet Floor' sign out the front door.
Talk about throwing caution to the wind!
So, putting a "caution wet floor" sign down before delivering my best pick up line is frowned upon....
A rabbi and a priest stand on the side of the road...
A rabbi and a priest are standing on the side of the road with a big sign next to them reading: "CAUTION: THE END IS NEAR."
A car drives by, and the driver yells, "Keep your religious babble to yourselves!" A few moments later he drives right off the end of the road into the river with a huge splash.
The rabbi turns to the priest & says, "I told you we should have just written 'CAUTION: THE BRIDGE IS BROKEN.'"
I should come with a "Caution: Sharp Blade" sign.
Because I'm so edgy.
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