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37 caution jokes and hilarious caution puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about caution that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Caution Jokes

Short caution jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caution humour may include short warning jokes also.

  1. Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the "Caution Wet Floor" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle.
  2. (caution, horrible joke) I once asked an employee of a Pepto factory if they had a secret ingredient. He told me it was none of my bismuth.
  3. The person who created the sign "CAUTION HOT SURFACE"... ...in braille, was an evil genius.
  4. What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person? 'Caution- Hot surface' in braille.
  5. There was a tornado, so I tossed a 'Wet Floor' sign out the front door. Talk about throwing caution to the wind!
  6. Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin." That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.
  7. So, putting a "caution wet floor" sign down before delivering my best pick up line is frowned upon....
  8. You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police
  9. I saw a door that read, Caution: automatic door . At this point in our history, non-automatic doors should read, Caution: regular door . Tthose are the ones I run into.
  10. A man with the 'Rona disease A man with the 'Rona disease
    Threw caution and care to the breeze
    No mask with his kin
    He did them all in
    With a sniffle a cough and a sneeze.

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Caution joke, A man with the 'Rona disease


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about caution can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of caution puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Caution One Liners

Which caution one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caution? I can suggest the ones about beware and warns.

  1. [Possible OC] What's the worst thing to write in Braille? Caution hot surface
  2. I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once. Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.
  3. Ok, this one is a bit tasteless. So proceed with caution. Water.
  4. How do you exercise caution? A dreadmill.
  5. How do you take the temperature of a gorilla ? With great caution.
  6. On a pair of boxers:
    Caution!
    Contains nuts.
  7. Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
  8. Yo momma so fat she wore a sign that said "CAUTION: Wide Turns!"
  9. I should come with a "Caution: Sharp Blade" sign. Because I'm so edgy.

Caution Sign Jokes

Here is a list of funny caution sign jokes and even better caution sign puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The police almost arrested a man for w**... to a caution sign. But he got off with a warning.
Caution joke, The police almost arrested a man for w**... to a caution sign.

Uplifting Caution Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about caution you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cautious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make caution prank.

I had a job offer in Newark, but I heard it's dangerous...

So I called a friend of a friend who lives there. He said, "It has a bad reputation, but if you use basic caution and common sense, it can be a fun, vibrant place to live."
I said, "Cool! By the way, what do you do there?"
He said, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck."

Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.

Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?

So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, "caution, I'm a maneater".

I walked up to the girl and timidly said, "excuse me, Miss... about your shirt"
She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted; "Oh let me guess, you're here to make a comment about how I'm so fat and how I actually eat men.. I can't help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt."
I looked at her, confused and said; "That's actually not what I was going to say at all."
"Oh.." she replied as a smile started to come across her face. "What were you going to say?"
"That's not how you spell manatee."

Caution before taking kids to work.

An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'. As they were walking around the office, the young girl starting crying and getting very cranky, her father asked what was wrong with her.
As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?

Watermelon Farmer.

This is the best joke I know so I thought I would share, as far as I know it's original.
A successful watermelon farmer is having some trouble. Some kids keep stealing his crops at night while he sleeping.
To scare them away he makes a sign saying "Caution: One of these watermelons are poisoned".
The next morning, he wakes up to this sign: "Caution: Now two of these watermelons are poisoned".

This husband wins the fight every time.

A newlywed couple are having their first big fight since being married. Things start getting heated when the husband angrily says "You know I'm right, I'm twice as smart as you!" Furious, the wife asks incredulously "What the heck, how could you say that!" The husband responds, "Well, just look at who I married compared to who you married, and tell me who is smarter!"
Use this one with caution in your own marriage :-)

So I heard some rumbling in my wardrobe...

...and so I approached the door with some nerve-wracking caution. To my surprise I saw both a lion and a witch in there, looking startled but out of breath.
I asked the witch, "What are you doing in my wardrobe?"
She replied, "Narnia business."

Two inebriated men walk in to an upmarket restaurant and go straight to the only unoccupied table, yelling for service.

The head waiter hurries over asking Do you have reservations?
One of the men replies Sure, but when you're as hungry as we are, you throw caution to the wind.

A rabbi and a priest stand on the side of the road...

A rabbi and a priest are standing on the side of the road with a big sign next to them reading: "CAUTION: THE END IS NEAR."
A car drives by, and the driver yells, "Keep your religious babble to yourselves!" A few moments later he drives right off the end of the road into the river with a huge splash.
The rabbi turns to the priest & says, "I told you we should have just written 'CAUTION: THE BRIDGE IS BROKEN.'"

My old man got me today...

Me: alright, dad, see you in a few hours.
Dad: okay, drive safe.
Me: I'll make sure to drive really fast and without any caution.
Dad: that would be an improvement to your usual driving.

The Maitre'D asked if we had reservations...

I said, "Yes, but when you're as hungry as we are you throw caution to the wind!"

*Police Alert* Two men wanted for stealing a cement mixer.

Caution is advised. They are hardened criminals.

Joke is funny, proceed with caution!

Funny Pick-up line: Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a 'footlong'.

How do you reduce the risk of mesothelioma?

You take caution when using insulation asbestos you can

Caution joke, How do you reduce the risk of mesothelioma?

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The impact of these caution jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.