Cause Jokes

• Short Cause Jokes
• Cause One Liners
• Cause And Effect Jokes
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Funniest Cause Short Jokes

Short cause jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cause humour may include short jokes also.

1. There's a new COVID-19 strain that's causing people to gain massive amounts of weight. The om-nom-nom-icron variant.
2. Hey girl, are you the Bible? 'Cause men keep misinterpreting what you say to support their own selfish agendas.
3. The misuse of users' Facebook data has caused mark zuckerberg significant emotional distress. He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.
4. Unrestrained children in the back seat can cause accidents. Unrestrained accidents in the back seat can cause children.
5. Chocolate is bad Taxi driver: Son, don't eat chocolate cause it's not healthy!
   Guy: My grandfather lived 108 years.
   Taxi driver: Eating chocolate?
   Guy: No, minding his own business.
6. My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
7. I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
8. Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.
9. Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble but... shouldn't that be an even number?
10. How many dead people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently not 17, cause my basement is still dark.

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Cause One Liners

Which cause one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cause? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? Cause you know he is actually guilty.
2. Why did 7 eat 9? Cause he needs 3 squared meals a day
   I'm sorry
3. Hey baby, are you a GPU? Cause I wanna make you mine.
4. Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Cause they're dead.
5. Coronavirus ruining your plan for 2020? Save them for 2022! Cause 2022 is 2020 too.
6. Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee? 'Cause they hate the french press
7. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd move U Cause you're blocking the TV
8. What caused The Black Death? The police.
9. Why do some people think Jesus was black? Cause he is our father, and he never came back.
10. It turns out vaccines cause cancer. You'll actually live long enough to get it.
11. Why does McGregor love springtime so much? Cause you just can't beat Mayweather.
12. What's the leading cause of dry skin ...towel
    Credits:dads
13. When the king farted, why did nobody laugh? Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
14. Why do midgets make bad parents? Cause they struggle to put food on the table
15. What contains the letters a,u, t, and s and is caused by vaccines? adults

Cause And Effect Jokes

Here is a list of funny cause and effect jokes and even better cause and effect puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL: Due to the placebo effect, if you tilt your head back, close your eyes, and pretend as if you're shaking a salt-shaker into your mouth, your brain will cause you to actually taste salt
• How do we know bats understand cause and effect? They see the world as a series of repercussions.
• Cause and Effect in the News A newspaper editor missed this headline: "State population to double by 2040; babies to blame."
• Modern Medical Humor Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness"
• Thanos Finger Snap had a delay effect Apparently Thanos' finger snap had a decay cause it just took Stan Lee away
• Cause ----> Effect (Just like my teacher said) (nt)
• I always wear a helmet during i**... cause I'm a firm believer in safe s**.... Doesn't help much against the STD's but it sure is effective against the pepper-spray.
• Some grammar n**... told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect. They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too.
• m**... doesn't cause psychosis Been for smoking years. Tolerance built up quick tho, p**... no longer has an effect on the spiders under my skin.

Cause Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about cause you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cause pranks.