The Best 8 Causation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Causation jokes. There are some causation hypothesis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these causation concept puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Causation Jokes and Puns

Johnny's parents hired a tutor to help him with statistics

after his first session with the tutor, his parents asked him how it went.

johnny said "well, today i learned that correlation is not equal to causation"

johnny's mother was pleased: "so hiring this tutor is really helping you understand statistics!?"

johnny responded "well, not necessarily."

My ex told me we broke up because I'm too reliant on logic and refuse to acknowledge my emotions.

I told her, correlation is not causation.

Correlation and causation are used together often, so that must mean that the word "correlation" must cause people to use the word "causation"

A student is going through some hypotheticals about snakes to their biology teacher

student:"What if it bites me and it dies?"

Teacher:"that means you're poisonous."

Student:"What if it bites itself and I die?"

Teacher:"It's voodoo."

Student:"What if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Teacher:"That's correlation, not causation."

Student:"what if we bite each other and neither of us die?"

Teacher:"that's kinky."

The introduction of Yoga Pants have been found to be the cause of a 0.65 drop in the GPA of Males.

I dont have significant data to back this up, But i have some notes from college that show causation.


I used the think that correlation implied causation, but now I know that it doesn't.

I took a statistics class last year, and that might have helped, but I'm not so sure.

Causation vs. Correlation

Me: I used to think correlation implied causation

Me: But then I took a statistics class and now I don't

Friend: Sounds like the class helped!

Me: Well, maybe

People keep confusing correlation and causation

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the causation logic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working causation universities piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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