Caulk Jokes
8 caulk jokes and hilarious caulk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about caulk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Caulk Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What is a good caulk joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why can't contractors shoot each other with sealant?
Because caulk fighting is i**....
Did you hear about the newlyweds who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and window caulk?
All their windows fell out.
What do you call someone who overpays for caulk?
A caulk s**...
My wife asked for black caulk for her birthday
I can't find it at Lowe's or Home Depot.
Why did Mario get fired from being a plumber?
He never put his caulk away.
Did you hear about the newlywed couple that didn't know the difference between k**... Jelly and silicone caulk?
The glass fell out of their windows.
I was painting a ladies deck and noticed she had some carpenter bee damage.
She nearly slapped me when I offered to make the necessary repairs. I suppose I shouldn't have asked her if she wanted me to shove some caulk in her bee holes
You know what I call a tube that comes with a caulk?
A caulk block.
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