The Best 17 Cauliflower Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cauliflower jokes. There are some cauliflower nostril jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cauliflower gmo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cauliflower Jokes and Puns

I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night...

Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious

I asked my doctor how bad my breath is.

"You see that broccoli over there?" he pointed.

"Yes..." I replied.

"That was a cauliflower before you started talking."

Why did the bee buy a phone?

To cauliflower

Cauliflower joke, Why did the bee buy a phone?

I keep randomly shouting out "Brocolli" and "Cauliflower".

I think I might have Florets.

What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?


What do you call a cauliflower growing at the edge of a garden?

a border cauli!

I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night.

Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious!

Cauliflower joke, I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night.


It probably wouldn't answer but try anyway

I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant yesterday....

Super cauliflower cheese, lobster was atrocious.

How do you make a phone call in a garden?

You use a cauliflower

What do you call a dinosaur who only eats kale, broccoli, and cauliflower?

A cruciferous rex!

You can explore cauliflower potatos reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cauliflower atrocious dad jokes. There are also cauliflower puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

My favorite vegetable...

I work at a grocery store. This kid comes up to me today and asks me what my favorite vegetable is.

Cauliflower, I tell him. What about yours?

Grampa, he replied.

What did the radish and cauliflower say to the cabbage that needed help, but refused?


What was Van Gogh's least favourite vegetable? An ear of cauliflower.

Sorry it was an arty joke.

My wife has a beautiful face like a flower!

A cauliflower!

I would cauliflower...

...but I don't have its number.

Cauliflower joke, I would cauliflower...

"Why do you keep hogging the telephone line?"

-asked the Cauliflower to his wife.

"Broccoli", she replied.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cauliflower turnips jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cauliflower lettuce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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