Cauliflower Jokes

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Funniest Cauliflower Short Jokes

Short cauliflower jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cauliflower humour may include short cabbage jokes also.

1. I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious
2. I asked my doctor how bad my breath is. "You see that broccoli over there?" he pointed.
   "Yes..." I replied.
   "That was a cauliflower before you started talking."
3. I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night. Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious!
4. I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant yesterday.... Super cauliflower cheese, lobster was atrocious.
5. What do you call a dinosaur who only eats kale, broccoli, and cauliflower? A cruciferous rex!
6. My favorite vegetable... I work at a grocery store. This kid comes up to me today and asks me what my favorite vegetable is.
   Cauliflower, I tell him. What about yours?
   Grampa, he replied.
7. What did the radish and cauliflower say to the cabbage that needed help, but refused? Lettuce
8. What was Van Gogh's least favourite vegetable? An ear of cauliflower. Sorry it was an arty joke.
9. "Why do you keep hogging the telephone line?" -asked the Cauliflower to his wife.
   "Broccoli", she replied.

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Cauliflower One Liners

Which cauliflower one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cauliflower? I can suggest the ones about broccoli and cauldron.

1. Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? He was a melon-cauliflower.
2. Why did the bee buy a phone? To cauliflower
3. I keep randomly shouting out "Brocolli" and "Cauliflower". I think I might have Florets.
4. What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway? "Floret!"
5. What do you call a cauliflower growing at the edge of a garden? a border cauli!
6. Cauliflower It probably wouldn't answer but try anyway
7. How do you make a phone call in a garden? You use a cauliflower
8. How does broccoli use a cellphone? He cauliflower.
9. My wife has a beautiful face like a flower! A cauliflower!
10. I would cauliflower... ...but I don't have its number.
11. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!
12. My friend told me he had cauliflower last night. I said Cauliflower? You barely know her!
13. My wife says her farts smell like flowers Cauliflowers maybe
14. A cauliflower is a plant e**... in extremely slow motion.

Rib-Tickling Cauliflower Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about cauliflower you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cauliflower pranks.