Cauldron Jokes
17 cauldron jokes and hilarious cauldron puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cauldron that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cauldron Short Jokes
Short cauldron jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cauldron humour may include short cooking pot jokes also.
- Why can't harry potter tell the difference between his cooking p**... and his best friend? Because they're both cauldron
- Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between a cooking p**... and his best friend? They're both cauldron
- Why can't Harry Potter distinguish between his best friend and his p**... in potions class? They're both cauldron
- Harry Potter struggles telling his cooking p**... and Best Friend apart... They're both Cauldron!
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Cauldron One Liners
Which cauldron one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cauldron? I can suggest the ones about boiling pot and casserole.
- What did the scary old lady say when she found a gold cauldron? I'm gonna be witch.
- What do you get when you cross an astronaut and a witch? Buzz Cauldron
- What do you call someone with urinary incontinence? The Leaky Cauldron
- How did the magical cauldron get down the hill? By J.K. Rolling
- What is witches slang for a c**...? The leaky cauldron
- What do you call a cauldron being hanged far up a tree? High p**... noose.

Delightful Fun Cauldron Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about cauldron you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kettle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cauldron pranks.
Two jungle explorers got captured by cannibals...
Now they find themselves in a giant cauldron full of water over an open fire. The water is getting warmer and warmer and both of them realize they're done for. So they're sitting there not sure what to do when one of them lets out a chuckle. "how could you laugh at a time like this?" says the other one, "we're both about to die!".
"I know...but I just peed in their soup."
A man died in an accident when working at the brewery.
When the police arrived at his home to inform his wife, she asked how it happened. "Well, madam, I'm sorry to say he fell into one of the beer cauldrons and drowned," said the officer. In tears, the wife asked the officer, "Please, at least tell me it was a quick death". "Unfortunately not," the officer explains, "witnesses say he climbed out at least twice to go to the bathroom".
A motorist stopped at a country ford and asked an Irishman sitting nearby how deep the water was. "A couple of inches." replied the Irishman. So the motorist drove into the ford and his car promptly disappeared beneath the surface in a cauldron of bubbles.
"That's odd" thought the Irishman. "The water only goes halfway up on them ducks."
My friend has a job where he fixes lights
and the other week he was in an Indian restaraunt fixing some, and they were using these huge cauldrons to cook their food.
As he was attaching one of the lights he fell into one of thsee "cauldrons" and he was extremely injured, terribly unlucky.
Today I rang the hospital to see how he is doing and then said its not going good. He's in a corma.
