The Best 11 Cauldron Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cauldron jokes. There are some cauldron teapot jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cauldron crock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cauldron Jokes and Puns

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best friend?

They're both cauldron

Two jungle explorers got captured by cannibals...

Now they find themselves in a giant cauldron full of water over an open fire. The water is getting warmer and warmer and both of them realize they're done for. So they're sitting there not sure what to do when one of them lets out a chuckle. "how could you laugh at a time like this?" says the other one, "we're both about to die!".

"I know...but I just peed in their soup."

Cauldron joke, Two jungle explorers got captured by cannibals...

Why can't Harry Potter distinguish between his best friend and his pot in potions class?

They're both cauldron

A motorist stopped at a country ford and asked an Irishman sitting nearby how deep the water was. "A couple of inches." replied the Irishman. So the motorist drove into the ford and his car promptly disappeared beneath the surface in a cauldron of bubbles.

"That's odd" thought the Irishman. "The water only goes halfway up on them ducks."


What is witches slang for a creampie?

The leaky cauldron

What do you call a cauldron being hanged far up a tree?

High pot noose.

Cauldron joke, What do you call a cauldron being hanged far up a tree?

What did the scary old lady say when she found a gold cauldron?

I'm gonna be witch.

What do you get when you cross an astronaut and a witch?

Buzz Cauldron

Harry Potter struggles telling his cooking pot and Best Friend apart...

They're both Cauldron!

What do you call someone with urinary incontinence?

The Leaky Cauldron

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cauldron voldemart jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cauldron stove piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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