The Best 35 Caught Fire Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caught fire puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Caught Fire Jokes and Puns

"The neighbors hate us."

"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."

My boss, who is a fit woman, caught me in the shower room after work.

She said to me "Would you mind taking my blouse off?"
I replied, "Certainly," and took it off.
Then she turned around and said, "Would you take my skirt off too?" So I removed that as well.
Then she finally asked me to take her underwear off, so I did that too.
Then she looked at me and said, "If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired"

This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.

One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.

It has been 2 years and still nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire....

...but Quasimodo has a hunch.

I got fired today, because my boss caught me masturbating with a vegetable

Apparently nursing homes have strict rules about what you can do with patients.


The neighbors hate us.

"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."

A man tried smuggling sausage and vodka out of Europe and his suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane.

The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-wurst-case scenario.

My wife caught me checking out the nanny the other day.

She fired the nanny. Then she told me no more sex for a year!

I said, "You're firing the maid, too?"

Translated Chinese joke

Good news: Today is the little Johnny's first time flying!

Bad news: The engine caught fire as soon as he took off

Good news: He took a parachute with him so he could bail out

Bad news: The parachute failed midair

Good news: He saw a huge stack of hay right beneath him

Bad news: The top of the haystack is smeared with sh!t

Good news: He didn't land on the sh!t

Bad news: He didn't land on the haystack either

When did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire.

Why was the gay security guard fired from the sperm bank?

He was caught drinking on the job.

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A gay guy got fired from his job at the sperm bank

He was caught drinking on the job.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead spy get caught behind enemy lines...

The enemy puts each of them against a fence to be shot.

The general orders his squad, "Ready. Aim."

The brunette spy is quick on her feet and yells, "TORNADO! TORNADO! TORNADO!"

The entire firing squad goes to the bunker to hide and waits for the tornado to pass. The brunette then unties her bondage and escapes. The redhead spy sees this and comes up with her own plan. The firing squad returns to kill the remaining two spies.

The general orders again, "Ready. Aim."

The redhead spy then shouts, "EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE!"

The enemy takes cover from the earthquake. The redhead spy then unties her bondage and escapes. The blonde spy is no dumby she gets an idea of her own. The firing squad returns to kill the last remaining spy.

The general orders once more, "Ready. Aim."

The blonde spy ready to run yells, "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"

A blonde is watching the news on an airplane...

The news reporter says, "Three Brazilian children have been presumed dead after their home caught fire in the middle of the night."

The blonde jolts up in her seat in utter shock. She taps the shoulder of the passenger next to her, and exclaims, "Oh my god! How many children is a Bra-zillion!?"

A Bar opened opposite a Mosque!

The angry congregants of the Mosque prayed daily against the business....

Days later the Bar was struck by lightning and caught fire .
The Bar owner sued the Mosque authorities for the cause , as an action by their prayer...

The Mosque denied all responsibility!

So, the judge commented:
It's difficult to decide the case because we have a Bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and an entire group of Mosque congregants that does not believe in it !!!

The case is hereby dismissed!

My boss fired an employee unexpectedly today and everyone wants to know why...

I think it's because he was caught with a bag of cocaine. But regardless, our boss told us to keep our noses out of it.

Did you hear about the gay man getting fired from the sperm bank.

He was caught drinking on the job.

When I was in kindergarten...

I met a really beautiful girl. We really liked each other. We were constantly kissing and holding hands, even showed our private parts, until one day the teacher came and caught us, needless to say, I got fired.

The brunette, the redhead, and the blonde.

One day a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were set to be executed. They lined the three woman up in front of a firing squad. First, they brought the brunette up. Ready, aim. But just before they shoot she shouts "Earthquake!" and in the commotion she escapes. Once the chaos dies down they bring up the redhead. Ready, aim."Tornado!" and she escapes. Then they bring the blonde up. By that time the blonde has caught on. Ready aim, and she shouts "Fire"!


Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

A man is caught having sex with the ham slicer at a grocery store. [NSFW]

Word quickly gets around town, two men are discussing the story in a bar.

One says, "A ham slicer? That sounds painful."

The other man replies, "yeah, naturally he ended up getting fired for it."

The first man then asks, "well, what did they do with the ham slicer in the end?"

The man replies, "oh, she got fired as well."

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

If two KKK members get in a fight...

And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?

My reddish-brown Toyota minivan caught on fire yesterday

It's a burnt burnt sienna Sienna.

The Greeks made a weapon that caught things on fire and could not be put out with water, it only made the flames bigger.

They called it Greece fire.

An 80s singer caught himself on fire, what does he do?

Stop, Drop, and Rick-Roll

My father always complained about his firing from Lay's after being caught stealing produce.

He always did have a huge chip on his shoulder.

I got fired from my last job for cropdusting customers.

I guess management caught wind.

A cook got his hand caught in the dish-washer

and they were both fired.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why are fire engines red?

So they can sneak up on fires without being caught.

How did Pinnochio find out he was made out of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges

He was caught magenta handed.

A mailman walks up to a house...

He sees a pig with a wooden leg. When the owner answers the door, the mailman asks why the pig has a wooden leg.

"Well, you see, that pig is a life-saver."

"That doesn't explain why he has a wooden leg."

"A couple nights ago, our house caught on fire. That pig dragged every one out of the house- even the dog."

"Okay, but that still doesn't explain the leg."

"Well, with a pig that great, you can't eat him all at once!"

Why did the music teacher get fired?

Because he was caught fingering A Minor

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