Caught Covid Jokes

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  1. If this year has taught us anything, it's that donald trump is a regular American citizen He caught COVID-19, has massive debt, is about to be evicted from his house and is going to lose his job
  2. Chuck Norris caught COVID-19 and the prognosis is not good. Anyone wanting to say goodbye to the virus should visit the hospital tonight.
  3. Did you hear about the prince who caught Covid from his father? He was next in line to be Coronated.
  4. I asked my proctologist:. What happened to all the patients who had their colonoscopys delayed due to covid..... He said, "oh we got caught up. Everyone got it in the end".
  5. Why didn't R. Kelly catch Covid? R. Kelly would have caught Covid if it were younger. But fortunately for him. Covid is 19.
  6. My friend has tested positive for Covid. She said that she caught it off of her Cat.
    Don't ask "Meow."
  7. COVID-19 has been around for 2 years now and I haven't even caught it once! Even a global pandemic doesn't want me.

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Which caught covid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caught covid? I can suggest the ones about positive covid and covid 19.

  1. Chuck Norris caught Covid-19 yesterday The virus is quarantined for two weeks
  2. R. Kelly has caught covid-19 though he would prefer covid-15
  3. Chuck Norris caught COVID. But then he felt bad, so he let it go.
  4. Colleague from work has just texted saying he's caught Covid from his cat. Don't ask meow
  5. Apparently a cat has caught Covid Don't ask meow...

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