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  1. A man is caught cheating in a Limbo tournament. The organizer, hurt and dissapointed, asks him: "How low can you go?"
  2. rumour suggest Usain Bolt has been cheating on his wife. I'm amazed she hasn't caught him. Then I remembered that he can finish in 9.58 seconds.
  3. My girlfriend cheated on me while on her period. The guy just fingered her, I caught him red-handed.
  4. So I used to date this graphic designer... We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?
  5. What did the husband say after getting caught cheating with a mimic. "Its not what it looks like!"
  6. What did the suspicious husband say after he caught his wife cheating inside an igloo? Inuit!
  7. What's the best way to sneak cheat notes into an exam without getting caught? Memorise them.
  8. My wife caught me cheating last night and i feel so ashamed and full of regret. She's never going to play monopoly with me again!
  9. Did you hear Forrest Whittaker was caught cheating on his wife? We always knew he had a wandering eye.
  10. My girlfriend thought she caught me cheating on her... I was like, "No baby, I ain't cheating on you, that's just my wife!"

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Which caught cheating one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caught cheating? I can suggest the ones about cheating girlfriend and cheating husband.

  1. My wife was cheating on me with the painter. I caught him red-handed.
  2. What Did Bulbasaur Say When He Caught His GF Cheating? Bulbasaur
  3. What did the Eskimo say to his wife when he caught her cheating on him? Inuit
  4. I was caught cheating in our pillow fight They sent me to execushion
  5. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating I caught her with five jacks
  6. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. Please don't...
  7. I caught my wife cheating once. I could have won if not for her.
  8. I caught my wife cheating with my best friend.
  9. I was married to a Gemini she caught me cheating on her with herself.
  10. I caught my wife cheating. But I love him, so I didn't tell the teacher.
  11. My teacher caught me cheating red handed She broke up with me and left
  12. What did MC Hammer say to his wife when she caught him cheating? Can't trust this
  13. I caught my wife cheating from my best friend. they had the same exam version.
  14. I got caught cheating at an Ethics test today.. And they suspended me for a week.
  15. What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!

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Great Caught Cheating Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about caught cheating you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cheating wife jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make caught cheating prank.

The Tiger Woods short story using every nominated film of the 2010 Oscars.

"We all thought Tiger Woods was a Serious Man. Then, last November he really s**... Up. Those Inglorious b**... all came forward, not from District 9, but from the red light district. Tiger got caught from The Blind Side with his pants down. His Precious world then entered The Hurt Locker. He received An Education in Mississippi on s**... Addiction where he was told even as an Avatar, it’s still considered Cheating! After all this, his golf career is Up in the Air."

"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend.

I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that she cheated on you!"
"Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."

A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating.


The American husband asked, "how did you find out?"
The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."

3 Men Die and go to Heaven... (Joke dedicated to phoncible)

St. Peter at the gate says that there is only one spot left, and he'll give it to the guy that died in the worst way between the three of them.
So the first guy says, "I came home from work, suspecting my wife of cheating on me. I find no man around, but my wife is disrobed and laying in the bed. Finally, after searching for awhile, I find a man hanging off our balcony. So I hammer him fingers until he falls to his death. Unfortunately, he lands in some bushes and, save for a few cuts and bruises, he's alright. So, as mad as I am, I throw our fridge out over the balcony on top of him. I felt so bad, that I shot myself."
St. Peter says, "My, that's a terrible story. I don't know if these 2 can top that."
So the second guy begins. "Well, I'm doing yoga on my balcony in just my sweatpants. I live on the 23rd floor of my apartment building. Well, due to an odd series of yoga stretches, I fall. Luckily, I caught the floor below me. And here comes someone to help me up! But then he starts hammering my fingers! So I fall, thinking this is it. But I land in some bushes and I'm OK! And that's when I see a refrigerator..."
St. Peter is stunned, thinking no one can top this story. So the third guy looks at the others and says,
"Picture this. You're n**... in a refrigerator."

Three guys were at the gates of Heaven.

God says to each of them, "If you tell me how you died, I'll let you into Heaven."
The First guy looks at God and says, "I live in an eight story apartment building and my apartment in on the seventh floor on the west side of the building. I had left work early because I had an assumption that my wife was cheating on me.
"So I had made it home and saw my wife in bed, clothed in only a bath robe, and she was sweating. I searched around for the guy she was cheating on me with, but I couldn't find him.
"So I go outside on my balcony and I see a pair of hands hanging from the balcony. I just knew that was him! I tried stepping on his hands but his grip was too strong; so I go inside, which is the kitchen, and tip my refrigerator over and push it off the edge. Unfortunately, my leg was caught by the cord and I fall to my death."
God allows the man into Heaven.
The Second man, furious, says, "I live in an eight story apartment on the top floor. I am a business man. I was outside sorting paper work when a gust of wind blows my papers in the air. As I reach for them, the fence to my balcony breaks and I was hanging on for dear life a floor below when this idiot steps on my hands and throws a refrigerator at me!"
God allows him into Heaven.
The Third guy looks at God and says, "Picture this... You're in a refrigerator... n**....."

What did the optical illusion say when he got caught cheating on his wife

"It's not what it looks like!"

My girlfriend and I went to her sister's house...

We both sat down on the couch with her sister, who was wearing a revealing dress on. We talked and talked until my girlfriend went out to go buy something real quick, leaving me and her sister alone.
As soon as she left, her sister started flirting with me. What really caught me by surprise was when she asked me to have s**... with her while my girlfriend was away.
I immediately got up from the couch and headed outside towards my car. There, my girlfriend was outside waiting for me and jumped on me, hugging me. "I knew you wouldn't cheat on me. It was a test and you passed." She kissed me.
Moral of the story: Always leave your condoms in the car

I caught my girlfriend cheating...

...so I gave her an F and told her she needs to study if she wants to pass the 3rd grade.

I caught my wife cheating with my best friend.

She was upset that I was always beating her, and he was jealous of how much money and property I had.
I was so angry when I caught them that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.

I caught my girl cheating with my best friend on my new leather couch...

Of course I yelled at him.. He's not allowed on the couch.
(Made this one up this morning.. Still playing with the wording)

caught my wife of 7 years cheating with my best friend.

I caught my wife of 7 years cheating with my best friend, whom I had known since preschool. I can't believe they'd do this to me.
Listen, I'm not a bad guy. I'll grant you that my wife was upset that I was always beating her, and my best friend? He was simply jealous of how much money and property I had.
At my wit's end, I was so angry that when I caught them, I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.

My wife caught me cheating

My wife, Lorraine, has just found out that I have been cheating on her with Clara next door. Last night, she packed her things and was off on her way.
I can see Clara now, Lorraine has gone.

Caught my wife cheating with the neighbor today so I smashed our big screen tv onto his head.

That will teach them to prewatch the jeopardy dvr and try to outscore me without me knowing!

I caught my wife cheating with the neighbor last night

They are both banned from being the banker during monopoly game night now.
That will teach them to sleep together.

Mr Clause caught Mrs Clause cheating on him.

What a h**... h**... h**....

An internet meme caught his wife cheating in their bed.

"And I say heeey heeey heeey heeey heeey!!!"

A guy walks in on his wife cheating on him

A guy walks in on his wife cheating on him with his best friend, so he heads to the bar to drown his sorrows.
He walks up to the bar and the bartender notices hes upset so he asks "why the long face?"
"I just caught my wife having s**... with my best friend," says the guy.
To which the bartender replies, "thats terrible! What did you say to your wife when you caught her?"
"I told her to pack her stuff and get out of my house immediately."
"Well what did you say to your best friend," asks the bartender.
"Bad boy"

If you got caught cheating in 2017

All you have to say is "the Russians hacked my e**...!"

A Proton sits in a bar and orders his 7th drink. The barkeep asks "you sure?"

And the Proton replies
"Yeah man, I just caught my wife cheating, I need to forget...".

I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation".

But if I had known that, I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.

A boy gets caught cheating on a test by his substitute teacher

"you are getting a zero".
the kid looks and the sub and says "You do know who I am, don't you"
"no, and I don't care. anyone who I catch cheating gets a zero."
"A zero?" the boy says. "I can't believe you don't know who I am." the boy says with a superior sounding voice
"You can't give ME a zero."
"I'll give you a zero, I don't care who you are. you could be the president's nephew, but you still get zero" the teacher yells.
"so you DON'T know who I AM?" the kid asks again
"no!" the exasperated substitute yells
"good" the kid says, and slips his test into the middle of the stack and walks away.

I caught my boyfriend cheating with an 18 y/o. His excuse was his newfound love for home-improvement...

He can't help himself from filling small cracks with his caulk.

How did Mr. Housefly know Mrs. Housefly was cheating with Mr. Horsefly?

He caught them on tape!

Where's the best place to get caught cheating?

In ancient Israel,you would be s**... to death.

My husband cheated

I caught my husband cheating. I'm not going to lie, I didn't handle it in the most mature way possible. I threw an iron at him and took quite a bit of money from him.
Then later we had a heart to heart and decided never to play Monopoly again. Lesson learned.

Where does the male mouse live since his wife caught him cheating and kicked him out of the house?

His mouse pad

i caught my asexual girlfriend cheating on me with my bestfriend

i walked in on them doing nothing

What would happen if politicians pants caught fire whenever they lied?

Nothing. They'd be back in business after peeing they're pants for getting caught cheating too.

My wife caught me cheating With her cousin. She totally overreacted and left the house.

She saw the extra Monopoly money I was passing her under the table.

What did the cheating girlfriend say when her boyfriend caught her having s**... with with his best friend?

"You've got a friend in me"

She has a good sense of humor.

My girlfriend caught me cheating with another girl today and i shouted April fool . She just smiled and went into the kitchen to cook for us because she knows we will be hungry after we finish .

My wife caught me cheating while we were playing monopoly

She dropped the dice and saw me f**... her sister

What did r**... Newman's wife say when she was caught cheating with his friend?

You got a friend in me

I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend.

She was tired of getting beaten all the time, and he was jealous of all my money and property. I was so upset when I found out, that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.

My wife caught me cheating at Monopoly...

She dropped the dice and found me f**... her sister.

Wife came home early from work

So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed but while we were playing, I caught her cheating. I called her out on it and she just shrugged and said, "if you're not cheating, you're not trying!" That's when her sister burst out of the closet and said to my wife, "thank God you're cool with it, I thought I was going to be stuck in there for hours!"

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