Caucasian Jokes
58 caucasian jokes and hilarious caucasian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about caucasian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Caucasian Short Jokes
Short caucasian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caucasian humour may include short oriental jokes also.
- I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian. It was a real eye opening experience
- I tried to be politically correct for the holidays this year but "Caucasian Christmas" proved considerably harder to sing than I expected...
- Someone asked me if i'd prefer a beautiful African girl over an average Caucasian. The choice was pretty black and white.
- Baby, are you a Caucasian teen with connected parents on trial for DUI manslaughter defended by a high powered attorney? 'Cause you got FINE written all over you.
- A man enters a bar only for Asians... The bouncer asks "What kind of Asian are you?"
The man answers "I am Caucasian" - In an effort to not offend... ...The great white shark will now be named the average caucasian shark.
- My girlfriend says there's no difference between Asians and Caucasians. She really can't tell White from Wong.
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Caucasian One Liners
Which caucasian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caucasian? I can suggest the ones about ethnicity and .
- What do you call a Caucasian pyrotechnic? A Firecracker.
- What's the difference between Caucasians and Asians? The cauc.
- For those of you who don't know, I'm part Asian. Some call it "caucasian".
- What do you call a rooster from China? Caucasian
- What do you call a white, male pornstar that was born China? A Caucasian
- What do African ducks call Caucasian ducks? Quackers.
- Asians are caucasians... ..but without a cauc
- What is the nationality of a Caucasian female? (S)he's a Thai
- I've just bought some blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm saving them for a special Caucasian.
- Caucasian Half-Cauc, Half-Asian
- If you are a part of the black caucus Does that make you a black caucasian?
- What do you call a Caucasian mule? You guessed it, a h**... donkey...
- What do you call a group of Caucasians rolling down a hill? A c**... barrel
- What do you call a Korean fixing a window seal? A Caucasian
- Why do white people have bigger d**... than asians? Because they're caucasian.
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What funny jokes about caucasian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make caucasian pranks.
Mitt Romney and the King of Saudi-Arabia are having a dinner party...
...the mood of the night is very good and after they spent a while talking about what new amazing things they have bought for themselves and the amount of money they managed to acquire in the past year, as well as all sorts of political matters they come to some lighter topics.
So the King says to Mitt:
"I really like parts of American culture, especially American television. My favourite show in the world is 'Star Trek'. But I only have one question about it. On the ship there are Asians, Caucasians, Africans, Latin- and Native Americans and all sorts of other people from around the world and the universe, but there are no Arabs on the ship. Why is that?"
Mitt shruggs his shoulders and replies:
"Well it is set in the future..."
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What do Big Macs and Caucasian Dancers have in common?
They both get served by black people.
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White People and Electricity
How may Caucasian p**..., does it take to screw in a light bulb?
No one knows. They all turn black when they touch the socket.
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I knew a short, Caucasian rock star. But then his band failed
Now he's just a white dwarf
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The Caucasian joke
If you replace the v**... in a white russian with canadian whiskey you could call it a Justin Bieber, because it's a big white disappointment.
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What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?
Saltines.
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What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?
Red, white and blue
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Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, c**... Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel.
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I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.
However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.
When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.
Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!
I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!
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What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in?
A white blood cell.
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The best soccer team in the world
We will put g**... as defenders, since they pressure well from the back.
Arabs, Chinese and Caucasians in mid because they bring color to the field.
Jews will be attackers because it's frowned upon to chase them.
And a 50 year old nun as our goalkeeper.
Because she hasn't let anyone in for three decades straight.
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Appreciating a joke
As an epileptic, I appreciate jokes about epilepsy. As a Jew, I appreciate Jewish and holocaust jokes. As a Caucasian, I enjoy the very few white jokes.
If only I was an Oompa Loompa, then I can enjoy Donald Trump Jokes.
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Huge embarrassment at the NAACP science award show.
How were they supposed to know that w**...-B-Gon was invented by a Caucasian?
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An chinese dad sees his newborn child and is startled when he realises the kid is clearly white.
He runs to the doctor and asks:
"Doctor, is it even medically possible for me and my wife - both chinese - to have a caucasian-looking baby?"
The doctor, turns to him, thinks for a bit, and replies:
"No. Two Wongs don't make a white."
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Since white people have bigger d**... than Asians,
is that the reason they removed Cauc from Caucasians?
Having immigrated at 1 and been raised in Los Angeles
by two hard-working first generation Korean parents,
I still struggle with insecurities, some of which are
worsened by deeply ingrained Asian stereotypes from my past.
Just the other week, my Caucasian friend Jessie and I hit the links
and I tee off 250 yards straight down the middle of the fairway.
Then he tees off, and his ball hits
an 8 year old boy in the back of the head
\-- killing him instantly.
So I'm like "Oh. My. God.
Who's the bad driver now!?"
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What happens when a black guy and a Caucasian argue.
It ends with the black guy saying; "you know, you white"
California Census
When California was determining its census rules, a law similar to the three fifths compromise was considered, under which two Asian Americans would be counted the same as one caucasian.
The law was rejected, because the lawmakers all agreed that two Wongs don't make a white.
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A man goes into a shop and sees 3 jars on a table.
The first jar says Caucasian Brains, $5.00 a pint. The second says Asian Brains, $10.00 a pint, and the third says n**... Brains, $100.00 a pint.
Hey, why are these n**... brains $100 bucks a pint? asked the man.
The shop owner replied, You know how many n**... you have to kill to get a whole pint of brains?
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Two Caucasian Russians walk into a bar
The bartender looks up and says sorry, but we don't serve white Russians here
The Russians respond oh that's alright, we'll get 2 b**... Mary's instead
I know we're all supposed to be tolerant of people from other cultures, but is it too much to ask that asian waiters learn that all Caucasians don't look alike? My waiter just served my food to some other customer!
Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
