Caucasian Jokes
58 caucasian jokes and hilarious caucasian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about caucasian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Caucasian Short Jokes
Short caucasian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caucasian humour may include short oriental jokes also.
- Is it okay to hate a certain race? I usually run the 5K, but someone from my running group wants to do the 10K, which I don't want because a lot of caucasians participate in that one.
- What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? What do you get when you cross an aboriginal with a Caucasian?
A half decent person. - Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian? Because two Wongs can't make a white.
- Two midget asians sit atop each other and get makeup to look Caucasian for a movie, the director says no because two wongs don't make a white
- What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in? A white blood cell.
- How can u tell the difference between a Caucasian and an asian? One is white, the other is Wong
- I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian. It was a real eye opening experience
- I tried to be politically correct for the holidays this year but "Caucasian Christmas" proved considerably harder to sing than I expected...
- Someone asked me if i'd prefer a beautiful African girl over an average Caucasian. The choice was pretty black and white.
- Baby, are you a Caucasian teen with connected parents on trial for DUI manslaughter defended by a high powered attorney? 'Cause you got FINE written all over you.
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Caucasian One Liners
Which caucasian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caucasian? I can suggest the ones about ethnicity and .
- Why can't Asian couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.
- Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white.
- What do you call a Caucasian pyrotechnic? A Firecracker.
- What's the difference between Caucasians and Asians? The cauc.
- What do you call a gay Asian guy? A Caucasian
- For those of you who don't know, I'm part Asian. Some call it "caucasian".
- What do you call a rooster from China? Caucasian
- If you are a part of the black caucus Does that make you a black caucasian?
- What is another name for a chinese chicken? Caucasian
- Why can't two asian parents have a Caucasian kid? Two Wongs don't make a Wright.
- What do you call a white, male pornstar that was born China? A Caucasian
- What do African ducks call Caucasian ducks? Quackers.
- What do you call a gay Chinese man? A Caucasian
- What do you call a Korean fixing a window seal? A Caucasian
- Asians are caucasians... ..but without a cauc
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What funny jokes about caucasian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make caucasian pranks.
A man enters a bar only for Asians...
The bouncer asks "What kind of Asian are you?"
The man answers "I am Caucasian"
A chinese couple, new parents, visit their doctor. "We're a little concerned about our son", the mother says...
..."He looks, well, caucasian!". The doctor has a look and agrees. " I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white". The parents nod. "By the way, what's his name?". The doctor asks. The father replies "Sum Ting Wong".
Anybody know some white people jokes?
I'm an avid racist and like to have plenty of denigrating jokes at the ready for any particular race. Sadly I know very few targeted at Caucasians, and the ones I do know make them look sorta good (rich, stable, part of ruling elite). Anybody know any jokes that poke fun at being white?
(A Polish joke told to me by my Polish mother) - A Caucasian man walks into a coffee shop and a woman politely says, "How may I help you?" The man replies, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women...light and sweet"...
A black man orders next. He says, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women, dark and sweet." A Polish man then walks up to the counter to order. Before he says a word, the woman working the counter politely says, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any fat and ugly coffee here."
What?
I took my neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Wong to the Hospital for the imminent birth of their new Baby. When the Baby was born, it was Caucasian. What's wrong with that, you might ask? Two Wongs don't make a White.
(groans expected......and justified)
The Caucasian joke
If you replace the v**... in a white russian with canadian whiskey you could call it a Justin Bieber, because it's a big white disappointment.
Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, c**... Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel.
My girlfriend says there's no difference between Asians and Caucasians.
She really can't tell White from Wong.
I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.
However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.
When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.
Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!
I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!
Why cant a Chinese man and a Chinese woman procreate a Caucasian child?
Two wongs don't make a white!
The best soccer team in the world
We will put g**... as defenders, since they pressure well from the back.
Arabs, Chinese and Caucasians in mid because they bring color to the field.
Jews will be attackers because it's frowned upon to chase them.
And a 50 year old nun as our goalkeeper.
Because she hasn't let anyone in for three decades straight.
What do you call a Caucasian mule?
You guessed it, a h**... donkey...
Appreciating a joke
As an epileptic, I appreciate jokes about epilepsy. As a Jew, I appreciate Jewish and holocaust jokes. As a Caucasian, I enjoy the very few white jokes.
If only I was an Oompa Loompa, then I can enjoy Donald Trump Jokes.
In an effort to not offend...
...The great white shark will now be named the average caucasian shark.
How can you tell the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian?
If they're not white, they're wong.
Huge embarrassment at the NAACP science award show.
How were they supposed to know that w**...-B-Gon was invented by a Caucasian?
A Chinese couple have a baby.
After the birth, the nurse brings the baby around so that the proud mom and dad can see it for the first time. When the nurse passes the baby to the mother, the parents notice that the baby is Caucasian. "Not our baby!" the father protests. The nurse says, "Of course this is your baby, your wife just gave birth." The father says, "No not our baby. Two Wongs don't make a white."
An chinese dad sees his newborn child and is startled when he realises the kid is clearly white.
He runs to the doctor and asks:
"Doctor, is it even medically possible for me and my wife - both chinese - to have a caucasian-looking baby?"
The doctor, turns to him, thinks for a bit, and replies:
"No. Two Wongs don't make a white."
What do you call a Caucasian pyromancer
Fire c**...
California Census
When California was determining its census rules, a law similar to the three fifths compromise was considered, under which two Asian Americans would be counted the same as one caucasian.
The law was rejected, because the lawmakers all agreed that two Wongs don't make a white.
A man goes into a shop and sees 3 jars on a table.
The first jar says Caucasian Brains, $5.00 a pint. The second says Asian Brains, $10.00 a pint, and the third says n**... Brains, $100.00 a pint.
Hey, why are these n**... brains $100 bucks a pint? asked the man.
The shop owner replied, You know how many n**... you have to kill to get a whole pint of brains?
Two Caucasian Russians walk into a bar
The bartender looks up and says sorry, but we don't serve white Russians here
The Russians respond oh that's alright, we'll get 2 b**... Mary's instead
I know we're all supposed to be tolerant of people from other cultures, but is it too much to ask that asian waiters learn that all Caucasians don't look alike? My waiter just served my food to some other customer!
Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
