The Best 45 Caucasian Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Caucasian jokes. There are some caucasian eurasian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caucasian asian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Caucasian Jokes and Puns
A man enters a bar only for Asians...
The bouncer asks "What kind of Asian are you?"
The man answers "I am Caucasian"
A chinese couple, new parents, visit their doctor. "We're a little concerned about our son", the mother says...
..."He looks, well, caucasian!". The doctor has a look and agrees. " I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white". The parents nod. "By the way, what's his name?". The doctor asks. The father replies "Sum Ting Wong".
(A Polish joke told to me by my Polish mother) - A Caucasian man walks into a coffee shop and a woman politely says, "How may I help you?" The man replies, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women...light and sweet"...
A black man orders next. He says, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women, dark and sweet." A Polish man then walks up to the counter to order. Before he says a word, the woman working the counter politely says, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any fat and ugly coffee here."
White People and Electricity
How may Caucasian penises, does it take to screw in a light bulb?
No one knows. They all turn black when they touch the socket.
What?
I took my neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Wong to the Hospital for the imminent birth of their new Baby. When the Baby was born, it was Caucasian. What's wrong with that, you might ask? Two Wongs don't make a White.
(groans expected......and justified)
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?
A half decent person.
The Caucasian joke
If you replace the vodka in a white russian with canadian whiskey you could call it a Justin Bieber, because it's a big white disappointment.
What do you call a rooster from China?
Caucasian
Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, Cracker Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel.
Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?
Because two Wongs can't make a white.
Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
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I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.
However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.
When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.
Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!
I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!
What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in?
A white blood cell.
I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian.
It was a real eye opening experience
I don't know why my two Chinese friends expected their baby to be caucasian.
Everyone knows
Two Wongs don't make a white.
A Chinese couple is baffled when their baby comes out Caucasian.
They ask the doctor how it happened.
"I don't know. Two Wongs don't make a white."
Someone asked me if i'd prefer a beautiful African girl over an average Caucasian.
The choice was pretty black and white.
Why cant a Chinese man and a Chinese woman procreate a Caucasian child?
Two wongs don't make a white!
For those of you who don't know, I'm part Asian.
Some call it "caucasian".
What do you call a Caucasian pyrotechnic?
A Firecracker.
Why can't Asian couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a Caucasian mule?
You guessed it, a honky donkey...
What do African ducks call Caucasian ducks?
Quackers.
What do you call a gay Asian guy?
A Caucasian
Appreciating a joke
As an epileptic, I appreciate jokes about epilepsy. As a Jew, I appreciate Jewish and holocaust jokes. As a Caucasian, I enjoy the very few white jokes.
If only I was an Oompa Loompa, then I can enjoy Donald Trump Jokes.
What is another name for a chinese chicken?
Caucasian
Google the punch line , find meme to replace setup
Q:?why can't two Asians create a Caucasian ? A: because two Wongs don't make a white .
I tried to be politically correct for the holidays this year
but "Caucasian Christmas" proved considerably harder to sing than I expected...
If you are a part of the black caucus
Does that make you a black caucasian?
Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian kid?
Two Wongs don't make a Wright.
What do you call a Korean fixing a window seal?
A Caucasian
In an effort to not offend...
...The great white shark will now be named the average caucasian shark.
How can you tell the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian?
If they're not white, they're wong.
How can u tell the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?
One is white, the other is Wong
Huge embarrassment at the NAACP science award show.
How were they supposed to know that Weed-B-Gon was invented by a Caucasian?
A Chinese couple have a baby.
After the birth, the nurse brings the baby around so that the proud mom and dad can see it for the first time. When the nurse passes the baby to the mother, the parents notice that the baby is Caucasian. "Not our baby!" the father protests. The nurse says, "Of course this is your baby, your wife just gave birth." The father says, "No not our baby. Two Wongs don't make a white."
Two midget asians sit atop each other and get makeup to look Caucasian for a movie, the director says no because
two wongs don't make a white
Baby, are you a Caucasian teen with connected parents on trial for DUI manslaughter defended by a high powered attorney?
'Cause you got FINE written all over you.
What happens when a black guy and a Caucasian argue.
It ends with the black guy saying; "you know, you white"
The wife of an Asian Couple gave birth to a Caucasian child, and her husband knew she had been cheating...
...Afterall, two Wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a white, male pornstar that was born China?
A Caucasian
What do you call a gay Chinese man?
A Caucasian
What do you call a Caucasian pyromancer
Fire Cracker
California Census
When California was determining its census rules, a law similar to the three fifths compromise was considered, under which two Asian Americans would be counted the same as one caucasian.
The law was rejected, because the lawmakers all agreed that two Wongs don't make a white.
Two Caucasian Russians walk into a bar
The bartender looks up and says sorry, but we don't serve white Russians here
The Russians respond oh that's alright, we'll get 2 Bloody Mary's instead
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