Following is our collection of funny Caucasian jokes. There are some caucasian eurasian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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The bouncer asks "What kind of Asian are you?"
The man answers "I am Caucasian"
..."He looks, well, caucasian!". The doctor has a look and agrees. " I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white". The parents nod. "By the way, what's his name?". The doctor asks. The father replies "Sum Ting Wong".
A black man orders next. He says, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women, dark and sweet." A Polish man then walks up to the counter to order. Before he says a word, the woman working the counter politely says, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any fat and ugly coffee here."
How may Caucasian penises, does it take to screw in a light bulb?
No one knows. They all turn black when they touch the socket.
I took my neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Wong to the Hospital for the imminent birth of their new Baby. When the Baby was born, it was Caucasian. What's wrong with that, you might ask? Two Wongs don't make a White.
(groans expected......and justified)
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?
A half decent person.
If you replace the vodka in a white russian with canadian whiskey you could call it a Justin Bieber, because it's a big white disappointment.
Caucasian
Because two Wongs can't make a white.
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
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However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.
When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.
Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!
I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!
A white blood cell.
It was a real eye opening experience
Everyone knows
Two Wongs don't make a white.
They ask the doctor how it happened.
"I don't know. Two Wongs don't make a white."
The choice was pretty black and white.
Two wongs don't make a white!
Some call it "caucasian".
A Firecracker.
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
You guessed it, a honky donkey...
Quackers.
A Caucasian
As an epileptic, I appreciate jokes about epilepsy. As a Jew, I appreciate Jewish and holocaust jokes. As a Caucasian, I enjoy the very few white jokes.
If only I was an Oompa Loompa, then I can enjoy Donald Trump Jokes.
Caucasian
Q:?why can't two Asians create a Caucasian ? A: because two Wongs don't make a white .
but "Caucasian Christmas" proved considerably harder to sing than I expected...
Does that make you a black caucasian?
Two Wongs don't make a Wright.
A Caucasian
...The great white shark will now be named the average caucasian shark.
If they're not white, they're wong.
One is white, the other is Wong
How were they supposed to know that Weed-B-Gon was invented by a Caucasian?
After the birth, the nurse brings the baby around so that the proud mom and dad can see it for the first time. When the nurse passes the baby to the mother, the parents notice that the baby is Caucasian. "Not our baby!" the father protests. The nurse says, "Of course this is your baby, your wife just gave birth." The father says, "No not our baby. Two Wongs don't make a white."
two wongs don't make a white
'Cause you got FINE written all over you.
It ends with the black guy saying; "you know, you white"
...Afterall, two Wongs don't make a white.
A Caucasian
A Caucasian
Fire Cracker
When California was determining its census rules, a law similar to the three fifths compromise was considered, under which two Asian Americans would be counted the same as one caucasian.
The law was rejected, because the lawmakers all agreed that two Wongs don't make a white.
The bartender looks up and says sorry, but we don't serve white Russians here
The Russians respond oh that's alright, we'll get 2 Bloody Mary's instead
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